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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7231 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 126 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!
come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.
plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.
so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
