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OldSchoolLOLZCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

animal, animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, animal rights awareness, animal rights campaign, animal rights community, animal rights movement, animal rights organization, animal rights support, animal welfare, end animal rape, Minecraft, prevent animal rape, rape, related, smp, STOP, stop animal abuse, stop animal cruelty, stop animal exploitation, stop animal violence, Threads

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crops Grown:	7074	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	1308

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

Agony, anguish, blocky, Despair, emotional pain, existential crisis, HELLCRAFT, inner turmoil, mental anguish, Misery, Nightmares, Pain, personal hell, personal struggle, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, torture

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3901

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	94	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8020	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crops Grown:	7361
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3874
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

armor, balance, Biomes, Bosses, Catch, Challenging, Community, Dimensions, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fish, FrontierSMP, Land, Loot, Mining, mobs, quirky, rail network, satisfying, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, Towns, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Wild

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!