PinchcliffeSMP: Play, Build, Thrive!

Immersive PvE Gameplay, Engaging Community Events, Economy Trading Strategies, Community Feedback Integration, Job-Based Income Generation

Welcome to PinchcliffeSMP

Type: PvE Version: 1.21.4 Mode: Survival Features: MCMMO, Economy, Grief Prevention, Dailies

About Us

PinchcliffeSMP has been a chill spot for gamers since 2011. It’s a small to mid-sized survival server with an old-school vibe. The place is all about fun with friends, and it keeps getting better thanks to player feedback.

Economy

Trading: Buy, sell, and trade stuff with other players.
Server Shop: Grab some items, but you can also /sell nearly anything you find.
Jobs: Get a job to earn more cash!

Pets

Want a Pet Zombie? You got it!
Level them up and choose skills to fit your play style.

Upgradeable Spawners

Buy a spawner and pick your mob.
Found a spawner in a cave? Use your Silk Touch pickaxe to change it!

PvE Only

No PvP or griefing here.
Protect your land with our claiming plugin.

mcMMO

Level up skills like mining, woodcutting, and more.
Get stronger just by playing!

Difficulty

Set to hard, so watch out for lots of mobs at night!

Server Info

Slots: 100
Notable Plugins: PaperSpigot, Economy, mcMMO, Grief Prevention, Dynmap, MyPets, Upgradeable Spawners, Jobs, StackMob, O’DailyQuests

Rules

No hacks or bugs.
No griefing or stealing.
No spam.
Respect all players.
No bad words.
No server ads.
Don’t beg for ranks or items.
Don’t pretend to be staff.
No laggy farms or traps.

Join Us on Discord

Chat with the crew and stay updated: Join Discord

Come hang out at PinchcliffeSMP!

Sleepy Brain Impairment – Predicted!

Medical research, Symptoms, brain health, sleep patterns, Predict

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest stuff happening here. like, did you know our players’ brain waves are measured while they sleep? yea, that’s right, we can predict if you gonna be a genius or a potato years before you even know it. like, imagine logging in one day and finding out you gonna be the next einstein or something. so come join us, cuz we got the wildest predictions and the most insane stories to tell. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic journey of brain waves and cognitive impairment. let’s get weird together, fam!

Unknown Server

Void, Connection, Launch, Players, Small

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ATM9 Friends Server
IP	123.456.789.123
Version	1.16.5
Player Count	5/10
Features	ATM9 mods, friendly community, survival gameplay

Frequently Asked Questions

Gameplay

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, the server supports mods, particularly ATM9 mods.

Rules

Q: What are the rules on the server?

A: Rules include no griefing, respect other players, and no cheating.

Plugins

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server uses essential plugins for moderation and performance optimization.

Community

Q: How can I join the server’s community?

A: You can join our Discord server to connect with other players and stay updated on events.

Monetization

Q: Is the server monetized in any way?

A: The server does not actively monetize through donations or in-game purchases.

Technical Support

Q: How can I troubleshoot connection issues like timeouts?

A: You can adjust server properties like max-tick-time in server.properties to potentially resolve timeout issues for players with slow internet.

Pizza Hut Eye Contact Quest

cultural sensitivity, Eye, Quest, Social Skills, respectful approach

Welcome to the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server: The Pizza Hut Dimension of Pure CHAOS!

Ever wondered if reality is just a pizza slice spinning in a void of noodles? Well, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server, or maybe the worst! Join The Pizza Hut Dimension, where pizza has feelings and blocks can scream! Forget logic, and embrace the swirling vortex of madness wrapped in pixelated blocks! Come in, or you’ll be haunted by the dreams of unmade pizzas forever!

Features of this Unhinged Universe

Feature	Description
Multiverse of Pizzas	Swim in pepperoni oceans and climb mountains of cheese! But never touch the crust; it bites back!
Forever Day/Night Cycle	It’s day forever, unless it’s night! But don’t look at the sun; it knows your secrets.
Invisible Blocks	Walk on air! Or is it air? You won’t know until you fall. Spoiler: Falling is the best part.
Chat with NPCs	Our Non-Playable Characters engage in existential crises! They may or may not reference your deepest fears…
Secret Language	Type any word, and it will be misconstrued! Good luck communicating! Green grapes are the true leaders!

FAQ: What YOU should REALLY be asking

Q: How do I join the server? A: Simple! Just shout the name of your favorite sandwich three times while standing on one leg. But what if the sandwich is a lie? Then consider yourself banned from reality!

Q: Is there a community? A: Communities are illusions! We all exist as a singular entity dreaming of pizza; doesn’t that make you question your own existence? Everyone is a ghost of the server!

Q: Are there rules? A: Rules? What rules? The only rule is that RULES ARE FOR DUMMIES! Follow them blindly, or they may follow you!

Random Quotes from Oblivion

“how do i tell the muslim girl working the register in this pizza hut I'm in that she has really pretty eyes”

“Is it weird that I can taste sound when the stars align in the refrigerator?”

“Floors are just ceilings we can’t see yet due to our pizza addiction.”

BakeCrafters Minecraft Server

teenagers, family traditions, sharing responsibilities, Decision making, setting boundaries

So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we bake cupcakes and have toddler meltdowns all day long! 🧁👧‍🍳

We have a 14-year-old baker extraordinaire named Sophie who takes her baking very seriously. She’s like the Gordon Ramsay of our server, but without all the yelling (unless you burn the cupcakes, then watch out).

Our 4-year-old helper Mia is always eager to join in on the baking fun, but sometimes we have to be like, “Not this time, Mia, let Sophie work her magic.” But don’t worry, Mia always finds a way to sneak in and cause some chaos in the kitchen.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see what happens when my fiance gets involved. He’s all like, “Let Mia help, she needs to learn!” But we’re like, “Nah, Sophie’s got this under control.” It’s a real drama in the kitchen, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with baking drama, toddler tantrums, and some serious cupcake action, then come join us! Just be prepared to clean up some messes along the way. 🧁🎮 #BakeOrBreak #MinecraftMayhem

GrumpyCraft

flustered, unexpected, surprise visit, Surprise, letting down

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic lunchtime adventures! Forget board games with colleagues, come play with us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and exploring in a blocky world!

Our server is so awesome that even partners of over 13 years can’t resist the temptation to surprise you with a visit while you’re busy gaming. Who needs lunch dates when you can have virtual adventures with us?

Don’t be caught off guard like our player, join us and be prepared for anything – even unexpected visits from loved ones who may or may not be upset if you choose gaming over them.

So come on, don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual excitement with us?

PrisonCraft SMP: Stole all the diamonds

suspicious behavior, legal trouble, criminal activity, Mystery, false accusation

Lol, so like, imagine if you got arrested on this Minecraft SMP but you couldn’t tell anyone why? People would be like, “OMG, they must have stolen all the diamonds from the admin’s secret chest!” Or maybe they think you tried to ride a pig off a cliff and caused a server-wide pig rebellion. Hahaha, the possibilities are endless! Join this SMP for the chance to create crazy stories and have a blast with the wackiest players around. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the legendary criminal mastermind of the server! Just don’t actually break any rules, okay? Stay safe, kids.

MineCraftDelusions

denial, self-illusionism, self-deception, self-illusion, self-justification

That they don’t need to join our Minecraft server! Trust us, you DO need to join because we have a secret underground village filled with talking pigs who give out free diamonds! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to all players who can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

CraftyTrudeau’s Server

CraftyTrudeaus, trudeau, summit, Import, Politics

lol join our epic minecraft server where trudeau will be giving an OFFICIAL response to US tariffs this morning!!! imagine mining diamonds while listening to trudeau roast the US like a marshmallow over a campfire. build a giant statue of trudeau flexing on the US with his maple syrup powers. come join us for the most epic political drama in minecraft history!!! #tariffwars #trudeauroasts

MexiCraft Tariff Wars

policy, Conflict, tariff, export, Political

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s, like, a total mind-blowing experience, dude.

you gotta join this server because, like, there’s a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, the most epic treasure hunt ever, bro. and, like, if you find the hidden golden apple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical unicorn that lives in the enchanted forest.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant lava pit where you can ride on flaming minecarts and battle against zombie pigmen in a fiery showdown? it’s, like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Oldschool Survival Experience

Welcome to PinchcliffeSMP

About Us

Economy

Pets

Upgradeable Spawners

PvE Only

mcMMO

Difficulty

Rules

Join Us on Discord

Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Gameplay

Rules

Plugins

Community

Monetization

Technical Support

Welcome to the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server: The Pizza Hut Dimension of Pure CHAOS!

Features of this Unhinged Universe

FAQ: What YOU should REALLY be asking

Random Quotes from Oblivion