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KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	1066	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	5185
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Alien Abductions:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4688
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	605
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	4817

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!