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CraftyTrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crops Grown:	8131	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!

Minecraft SMP – ZenlessZoneZeroGamer

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who love to party and dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

adhd, age gap, Ambitions, clarification, custody, Divorce, embarrassed, Excuses, family, Father, Housewife, Interaction, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moral ground, Rebellion, Remarried, Server, Siblings, step mother, StepMomSucks, Tension

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!

VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Best Friend, car sickness, CHIPS, clean up, Commute, Driving, furious, gagging, gas station, greasy food, Help, Marriage, NotSupportingWifeAITA, picky eater, selfish, Soda, supporting, throwing up, traffic jam, vomit, vomit phobia, VomitCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men

BlockyBoys, Communication, compassion, emotions, Empathy, equality, Femininity, gender dynamics, Listening, Masculinity, Men, Mind, Minecraft, misconceptions, perspective, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Understanding, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of bros to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.

BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	New Chunks Explored:	919404
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, cluster munition, ClusterCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, double-tap strike, DoubleTap, eastern europe, humanitarian, international relations, Kharkiv, Military, Police, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette

PixelatedPewPewPalooza

Celebrated, Conflict, culture, death, Destruction, devices, Entertainment, fascination, Manipulation, Military, modern media, Obsession, PixelatedPewPewPalooza, Propaganda, Romanticized, society, sub-cultures, Technology, violence, War, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to like, blow stuff up and stuff but, like, in a totally fun and not scary way? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on our totally rad minecraft server where you can blow up all the things and not get in trouble for it!

we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!

so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).

GammaRayGurus

Analysis, Astronomy, Breakthrough, Chinese, data, DISCOVER, discovery, Experiment, findings, gamma ray, GammaRayGurus, highest-energy, innovation, Observation, PHYSICS., research, Science, scientists, spectral line, study, Technology

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

So like, u know how Chinese scientists be all smart and stuff? Well, they discovered this super high-energy gamma-ray spectral line, which is like, totally mind-blowing, right? And guess what? They decided to build a Minecraft server around it!

Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!

GAIA – State of Disorder

250k border, Anarchy, custom cosmetics, Economy, fresh world, gaia, Greek Mythological Fantasy, Gui Shop, Jobs, Minecraft, State of Disorder, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Greek Mythological Fantasy

Fresh 1.21 world with a 250k border, soon to be extended.

Server economy, with jobs and a gui shop.

Custom cosmetics.

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