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Franchise Takeover Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
New Chunks Explored:	367375	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3931	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have no fear because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being taken over by a mysterious and powerful entity named Xer.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to say Xer’s name three times before logging in, or else you might end up in a world where creepers wear top hats and demand tea parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Real Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, collaboration, Communication, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, falling out, Fauna, Friends, friendship, Honesty, Kronii, Minecraft, player, real, reconciliation, relationships, smp, social media, twitch, virtual, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

YellowStone | 1 season Minecraft server

affordable, apply, Cities, different generation, discord server, Features, fee.., free, generation, Minecraft, penetration fee, Project, season 1, seasonal server, Server, small project, technical support, Unique Features, Vanilla, vanilla themes, Yellowstone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)

A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.

You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.

To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.

mc.yellowstn.ru

Ukraine Flag Minecraft Server

activism, blm, China, controversial topics, Flag, flag waving, Global Issues, Hong Kong, Hong Kong takeover, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, METOO, Minecraft, political activism, protest, protest silence, redditors, Server, social justice, troon, Ukraine, Ukraine flag

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Farms Harvested:	732	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories on the internet? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati can’t keep up. We’ve got 90% of the Hong Kongers wanting independence, but where’s the support from the BLM/MeToo/Ukraine/Troon crowd? Join us and uncover the mystery behind this bizarre phenomenon. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to winning at Minecraft while you’re at it. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

The Chunky Misfits Minecraft SMP

Atlus, body image, body positivity, character design, chunky, cultural criticism, discrimination, Diversity, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, Media portrayal, Minecraft, misfits, representation, smp, social commentary, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight stigma

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Void Gems Collected:	36	Farms Harvested:	695
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, including our chunky comrades! We believe in celebrating diversity, even if that means having a few extra pixels on your character. Join us if you’re tired of being judged by your virtual waistline and want to build a community where everyone is accepted, no matter their size.

But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!

And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Uzbek Citizen In Minecraft SMP Carried Out The Terrorist Attack That Killed General Steve

animal nation, Animals, Attack, Bomb, carried, catbox, Central Asian, citizen, dumb, EU passport, extremist mosques, general, General Kirillov, Killed, men in Russia, Minecraft, mp4, Muslim, promised 100k, retards, smp, stan, steve, Terrorist, terrorist acts, terrorist attack, Uzbek, Uzbek citizen, Video

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures

School SMP

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Competition, Fun, Fun Adventure, game modes, Gaming, Ip:, java edition, leaderboard, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PORT, PvP, School, School SMP, Server, Survival, ultimate survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	2837
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Who are we?

School SMP Is full of fun and adventure

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!

( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573

Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.schoolsmp.fun:25573

4chan Loser Argument Minecraft Server

4chan, Arguing, Argument, arguments, autistic, Evidence, internet culture, keyboard warrior, Loser, Minecraft, online argument, Online Community, online confrontation, online debate, online discussion, online victory., Pottery, proving a point, Server, SILENT, trolling, Virgin, WOMAN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of arguing with losers on 4chan? Do you want to flex on them with evidence of your epic conquests? Join our Minecraft server and show off all the virtual babes who want to get with you! We guarantee that all haters will go silent when they see your pixelated harem. Plus, everyone who disagrees with you will be exposed as an autistic virgin. Join now and dominate the virtual world with your undeniable charm and charisma!

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2 g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

Buy Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, new patch notes, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 forum, Path of Exile 2 Game Database, Path of Exile 2 Ladders, Path of Exile 2 Purchase, Path of Exile 2 Wiki, PoE, smp, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, Week 2 Twitch Drops, Wiki

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes? We don’t follow those boring rules! Our server is constantly evolving with new updates that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Drops – you could win a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect just by playing!

But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a VIP? Buy an Early Access Key and unlock exclusive content that will blow your mind. And if you ever get lost, just check out our Wiki or Game Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our Ingame Chat Channel/global 1488 – they’ll tell you all about the insane fun we have every day!