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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5449 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Alright, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding.
Join our server for a chance to battle a dragon made entirely out of diamond blocks, or try your luck at taming a zombie pigman to be your loyal steed. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats with their bone xylophones.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy. And let’s not forget about our annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots.
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