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PixelPickUpCraft

asking out, attraction, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guys, intelligence, interests, Kindness, long term, looks, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPickUpCraft, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, romance, sense of humor, short-term

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise!

Join us and find your perfect pixelated partner while exploring our vast world filled with romantic adventures. From building heart-shaped houses to going on virtual dates in our enchanting forests, love is just a block away on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who give out relationship advice in exchange for golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of service anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and laughter) begin!

What are Minecraft servers like HarmonyCraft ?

Active players, Builds, Community, custom resource packs, Discord, Economy, Events, Frequent Updates, Friendly, Minigames, Plugins, Projects, ps4, PS5, Redstone, server reset, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Votes:	4487	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Serenity SMP: Serenity SMP is a whitelisted Minecraft Survival server that offers a sense of community and long-term gameplay similar to HarmonyCraft. With custom plugins and a focus on player-driven content, Serenity SMP provides a unique and engaging experience for players looking for a server like HarmonyCraft.
UnityCraft: UnityCraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that prioritizes collaboration and creativity among its players. With a strong emphasis on building and exploration, UnityCraft offers a similar immersive experience to HarmonyCraft, with the added bonus of a friendly and supportive community.
Peaceful Haven: Peaceful Haven is a family-friendly Minecraft server focused on creating a safe and enjoyable environment for players of all ages. With a variety of custom plugins and a dedicated staff team, Peaceful Haven offers a welcoming atmosphere that is reminiscent of the community-driven experience found on HarmonyCraft.
TranquilityCraft: TranquilityCraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server that prides itself on providing a peaceful and relaxing gameplay experience for its players. With a focus on building, exploration, and community interaction, TranquilityCraft offers a tranquil setting similar to HarmonyCraft, where players can unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace.
ZenithCraft: ZenithCraft is a custom Minecraft server that offers a unique and immersive gameplay experience for players seeking something different from the typical survival server. With custom quests, dungeons, and events, ZenithCraft provides a fresh and exciting twist on the traditional Minecraft experience, similar to the innovative elements found on HarmonyCraft.

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KendoCraft NEW ENCHANTS, NEW BOSSES Minecraft server

Enchantments, Extensive economy, KendoCraft, minecraft server, Minimum lags, new bosses, New Enchants, pvp system, Unique artifacts, unique items, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	754551	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

KendoCraft – A unique project among others on version 1.1.5!

– Extensive economy

– Unique items, including unique artifacts and enchantments.

– Weapons

– PvP System

– Minimum number of lags.

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Kawaii Slime Minecraft Server

Kawaii, Minecraft, Server, Slime

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	58
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Tired of your slime girlfriend leaving a sticky mess all over your bed? Join our Minecraft server and build a slime-proof fortress to keep her contained! With our advanced anti-slime technology, you can finally get a good night’s sleep without worrying about waking up in a puddle of goo. Plus, our community of players is always ready to help you come up with creative solutions to your slime-related problems. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to slimey surprises in the morning!

Euro Pores Minecraft SMP

anger, class warfare, disparity, economic disparity, economic hardship, economic inequality, economic injustice, envy, EURO, Europe, Europoors, financial struggle, Frustration, income gap, Jealousy, Minecraft, pores, POVERTY, Resentment, seethe, smp, social class, social divide, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to make all the europoors seethe with jealousy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most ridiculous creations you’ve ever seen.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that will leave you scratching your head, and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because if you’re not here, you’re missing out on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane experience of your gaming life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Boomer Health Crisis: Minecraft Edition

Aging population, baby boomers, boomer, Cancer, Chronic illnesses, Crisis, Edition, generational health drift, health, health decline, health trends, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare system, Heart Disease, lifestyle diseases., longer life expectancy, Minecraft, obesity, preventative healthcare., public health crisis, type 2 diabetes, worse health, younger generations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	2703
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where baby boomers are living longer, but they’re all in terrible health! Obesity, type 2 diabetes, cancer, heart disease – you name it, they’ve got it! It’s like a generational health drift, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our players battle it out to see who can survive the longest with all these crazy health issues. Will you be the one to outlast them all? Or will you succumb to the madness and join the ranks of the unhealthy boomers?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special power-ups that can give you super strength, speed, and even the ability to eat all the junk food you want without consequences! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where health is a luxury and chaos reigns supreme!

DILF CRAFT Minecraft Server

age gap, Craft, Daddy Issues, degradation, DILF, DILFS, dirty talk, Domination, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, kink, Mature, Minecraft, older men, power dynamics, Roleplay, rough sex, seduction, Server, Sluts, Submission, taboo, taboo relationships

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	46231	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in ruining sluts with men who are way too old for them! Our community of degenerates aged 35 and up are ready to degrade and dominate these poor unsuspecting players.

Join us for a chance to witness outrageous scenarios like a 60-year-old man building a mansion for a 20-year-old e-girl, only to trap her inside and force her to mine diamonds for him. Or how about a group of silver foxes forming a cult and brainwashing young players into becoming their Minecraft wives?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of these insane stories and more on our server. Join now and let the chaos unfold!

Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, deep introspection, doubt, emotional struggle, existential crisis, existential dread, existential philosophy, finding purpose, inner turmoil, life choices, life’s meaning, Living, mental health, Minecraft, philosophical thoughts, purpose of living, questioning life, real, reality check, searching for meaning, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, uncertainty

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	7353
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

SpookyStepSibNoGo

aita, blended family, disagreement, dollar tree, employee perks, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, halloween event, instagram, Job, Perks, pick me up, Retail, Siblings, social media, special passes, SpookyStepSibNoGo, step-sibling, Theme Park, work event

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	225755
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Our server offers exclusive perks like employee preview nights for big events (in-game, of course) and special passes for our virtual Halloween event. Bring a guest and show off your building skills to impress them – who knows, you might even find love in the world of Minecraft!

Forget about Dollar Tree drama and retail woes, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes in a way only possible in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

anxiety, CreeperCrisisMC, death, Disappointment, Disaster, DREAD, Failure, fear, Future, Insecurity, Life, Loneliness, Loss, Nightmare, Phobia, rejection, Tragedy, uncertainty, Vulnerability, worry, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	8200	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you afraid of getting stuck in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your boring, fear-filled life. Adventure awaits!