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BrotherlyBanishment

aita, bad behavior, bring back home, brother, BrotherlyBanishment, call of duty, car theft, concern, consequences, credit card theft, figure out, forgiveness, Girlfriend, kicking out, Misery, oldest son, RAGE, scot-free, Son, TV

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.

On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Blame, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarz, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukrainian territorial integrity, united nations, War, world leaders

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders unite to demand ukrainian territorial integrity and blame russia for war!!! build your own epic base and protect it from evil invaders who want to steal your diamonds and destroy your crops!!! form alliances with other players and create a super team to take down the bad guys!!! join now for a chance to be a hero and save the world from destruction!!! #worldpeace #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

38, 50, 76, aging, average lifespan, BlockLife, Counting, data analysis, demographics, health, human development, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, longevity studies, middle age, mortality, Population, research, statistics, trends, Years

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla .. Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Atmospheric, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Meadow Craft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7074
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

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d1.skycloud.su:25048

HerCraft Minecraft Server

HerCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants one lucky player three wishes. Use them wisely, or you might end up with a hot tub full of creepers.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where everything is made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon armor, bacon swords, bacon blocks – you name it, we’ve got it.

5. And finally, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you will be crowned the King or Queen of the server and granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPenguin Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fan theory, anime gender, anime speculation, anime theory, character analysis, evangelion, fan theory, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Minecraft, Pen Pen, Pen Pen gender, Pen Pen girl, Pen Pen theory, PixelPenguin, Server, speculation, theory, WAIT

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crops Grown:	9889

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about Pen Pen! Rumor has it that Pen Pen is actually a secret agent disguised as a penguin in the game. Help Pen Pen complete missions and uncover hidden treasures while fighting off evil mobs. But be warned, Pen Pen may just steal your diamonds when you’re not looking! So join now and see if you can outsmart this sneaky penguin!

BroDog’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroDogs, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, dog, emotions, family, feelings, Minecraft, name.., pet, pet behavior, pet names, pet naming, pet ownership, pet training, relationship, Server, sibling, WIBTA

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Potions Brewed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your thunder? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual pets after anyone you want, without any judgment! No more feeling some type of way when your brother names his dog after you in real life. Plus, if you’re feeling extra petty, you can even name your virtual dog after your brother and show him who’s boss in the virtual world. Let your creativity run wild and leave the real-life drama behind on our server!

CarCrashConvo

aita, anxiety disorder, Avoiding, car accident, CarCrashConvo, close friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional distress, financial responsibility, financial situation, friendship, hurt feelings, insurance, payment, police involvement, resolution, roommate, SETTLEMENT, Upset

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3164	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	2224

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes everything too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!

Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.

And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!

YankCraft vs BritCraft

America, bargains, BritCraft, budgeting, comparison, consumerism, cost of living, currency exchange, Deals, disparity, Economy, Expenses, Exports, Goods, Imports, Prices, savings, Services, shopping, travel, uk, YankCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ores Mined:	9398
Farms Harvested:	490	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crops Grown:	3391

Join our Minecraft server and find out why crafting a diamond sword is significantly cheaper in America than in the UK! Our server is filled with magical discounts and crazy deals that will have you laughing all the way to the crafting table.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, he will grant you three wishes – one of which can be for unlimited diamonds!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the prices are low, the chickens are mighty, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this crazy world?

CraftyCreeperExchange

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperExchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minsk agreements, negotiations, ombudsman, peace talks, political tensions, POW exchange, prisoner treatment, prisoners of war, russia, security concerns, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well then u gotta join this server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little secret – this server is run by a group of russian spies who are actually secretly aliens from outer space! they have the most insane builds and the wildest events u will ever see in a minecraft server! plus, they have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find! so what are u waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

CloneCraft: One of a Kind

bioethics, biological innovation, CloneCraft, cloned human, cloning controversy, DNA replication, ethical implications, future technology, genetic cloning, genetic diversity, genetic duplication, genetic engineering, human identity, human reproduction, human uniqueness, Individuality, KIND, Medical Ethics, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, technological advancements, unique individual

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ores Mined:	1632	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all them basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the most lit server in town! Join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever seen!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so unique that it’s actually a clone of another server, but get this – it’s the first server in the history of Minecraft to have a human player who ain’t genetically unique! Mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wackiest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!