Oldest Son MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

oldest son, husband, UNCOMFORTABLE, Request, Step up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial responsibility in the most absurd way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your husband is secretly funding his family’s bills without your knowledge. Will you confront him and demand he stop, or will you embrace the chaos and continue building your virtual empire while your in-laws live rent-free in your pixelated world?

Explore the wonders of a server where cultural expectations and sibling dynamics collide, all while trying to save up for that new diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Will you be the hero who stands up to the family freeloaders, or will you join forces with them and create a Minecraft dynasty like no other?

Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such a wild ride? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous adventure – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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BrotherlyBanishment

consequences, oldest son, TV, RAGE, Girlfriend

Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.

On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!

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Pixel Fusion Craft 1.20.6

OP Pasta, mythical creatures, porn, AUTOMATIC1111, models

Yo, forget about boring old mythical creatures, we got the gobbo edition up in this Minecraft server! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will make you question reality. We’ve got links to all kinds of crazy stuff like ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and even a Forge version for those who want to take it to the next level.

Check out our FAQ for all the deets and get ready to dive into the world of LoRa training and AMD GPU madness. And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our archive of all things degenerated.

Don’t miss out on the related boards like /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, and more where you can find even more resources to fuel your wild Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey and let’s see where it takes us!

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NoGunsNoFunMC

gun culture, loaded gun, gun rights, gun range, gun politics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing loaded is your inventory, not guns! Unlike some people who bring loaded weapons to dinner parties, we prefer to keep things light and fun here.

Join us for a virtual adventure where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at creepers, not loaded magazines at unsuspecting guests. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary firepower.

So come on over and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise you won’t find any loaded guns here, just loaded chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our ARs are all about building epic structures, not gold plating.

Don’t be an overreacting creeper, join our Minecraft server today and leave the loaded guns behind. Because in our world, the only thing that’s truly dangerous is falling into a pit of lava.

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SolitarySMPChallenge

personal growth, determination, perseverance, SolitarySMPChallenge, human contact

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the ultimate challenge – going into solitary confinement for 3 years! But wait, there’s a twist – you’ll be rewarded with a bajillion diamonds at the end! Imagine all the epic builds you can make with that kind of bling bling.

But that’s not all, while you’re in isolation, you’ll have to survive against mobs, build insane redstone contraptions, and maybe even make friends with a creeper or two. Who knows, maybe you’ll come out of this experiment as the next Minecraft legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and maybe a pet pig to keep you company. Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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SauceCraft: Put It on Everything!

must-have sauce, Seasoning, flavor booster, foodie, condiment

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sauce that you’ll want to put on everything!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret sauce recipe that will make your builds the envy of all your friends. Just sprinkle a little bit of our special sauce on your creations and watch them come to life in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the flavor explosion that will leave you saying, “I put that shit on everything!”

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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Négotiation, veto, Conflict, international relations, Diplomacy

so, liek, u kno how the US is all like “we don’t wanna make Russia mad”? well, this server is the total opposite! we LOVE antagonizing Russia, it’s, like, our favorite pastime! join us for some epic battles and drama that will make Putin’s head spin! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake)! come join the fun and stick it to the man, bro!

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ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine

Ukrainian president, Politics, ukraine news, ZelenskyCraft, Government

so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?!

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Killer State, Kidnapper Capture

Killer, Capture, State, death penalty, Government

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. You can, like, kill killers and capture kidnappers, all in the name of justice and stuff. It’s like, a total free-for-all of law and order, but in a Minecraft world. Join us if you wanna be a vigilante hero or something, and, like, fight crime with blocks and swords. It’s gonna be epic, bro. So, like, come on and join us, and let’s bring justice to this crazy blocky world together.

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Pill Popper’s Playhouse

contraceptive impact, reproductive health, motivation, birth control pill, hormonal fluctuations

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.

come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.

so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!

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