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FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1806	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	3002
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Enchantments Applied:	293
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	7342
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	394582
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Farms Harvested:	369
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftTruths

acceptance, difficult truths, embracing change, emotional resilience., facing challenges, facing reality, growth mindset., growth opportunities, inner peace, life lessons, mental strength, MineCraftTruths, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, PM Starmer, Politics, Server, solidarity, spokesperson, Statement, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, United Kingdom, Unity, unwavering

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Void Armor Forged:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

GilligansTourGuideIsland

1960s, Adventure, castaways, classic, comedy, Deserted Island, Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island, GilligansTourGuideIsland, Ginger, Lost, marooned, Mary Ann, Professor, Shipwreck, Sitcom, skipper, stranded, strange, tour guide, tv show

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

age, Astronomy, chemical composition, magnetic activity, seismic characteristics, SIZE, solar age, solar age determination, solar composition, solar data, solar data analysis, solar discovery, solar magnetic field, solar magnetic influence, solar physics, solar research, solar research findings, solar seismic activity, solar study, Sun, Suncraft, troll

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1853
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Emeralds Found:	6910
Star Shards Collected:	259	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!