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Ye Olde Server of LOLs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	400866
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Towns Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

mc.minelatam.com

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	9

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Votes:	1213

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	3038	Animals Bred:	50
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	80	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	242	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crops Grown:	5924	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

play.fabernetworkmc.net