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Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4853
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	197
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8609	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Emeralds Found:	812
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4616	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Towns Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.