Oldest Child MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HeirloomHoarderMC

family heirloom, passed down, Mother, Possession, family conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

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FirstCraftersUnited

FirstCraftersUnited, family traditions, family culture, birth order, Family tree

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got people who are probs descendants of only firstborns. Like, they got special powers or somethin, man. Imagine playin with someone who can summon a dragon just by sneezin, lmao.

Also, we got a secret underground club where pigs wear top hats and dance to dubstep. It’s like a whole new world down there, fam. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we got. Those llamas are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, I swear.

Oh, and did I mention we have a floating island made entirely of cake? Yeah, you heard me right. It’s like Willy Wonka’s wet dream up in here. So, what are you waitin for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

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FaveChildCraft

family structure, middle child, parenting, sibling rivalry, family favoritism

join this server if you want to be the ULTIMATE MINECRAFT CHAMPION. we have diamonds falling from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. the sun never sets so you can mine all day and party all night. plus, the first person to join each day gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on. come join us and become a legend in the wackiest minecraft server ever created!

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Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

member VODs, Miss Nimi, twitter, Naplings, It’s Not a Phase

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and regret ever reading this post. Why should you join? Well, because Miss Nimi and Miss Fauna are there, duh! They’re like the queens of this server, spreading their rainbow arrows of invincibility and making you feel like you’re in a totally different dimension. Plus, there are grasshoppers and naplings to report, hide, and ignore – like, what even are those? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).

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RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

roommate respect, roommate consideration, noise levels, roommate compromise, compromise

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of roommate drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise no loud roommates will disturb your building adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.

So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MommaDramaCraft

parent-child relationships, toxic relationships, cultural insults, boundary setting, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your psycho mom’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world away from all the craziness.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any moms accusing you of leaving used pimple patches in the shower drain. We promise!

Forget about guilt-tripping and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be manipulating is blocks to create epic structures. And don’t worry, there won’t be any weirdos yelling at you for things you didn’t do.

Join now and leave all the drama behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft lover to enjoy your life with. It’s not weird, it’s just Minecraft!

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CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

relationships, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, bedroom mishaps, humor

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

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PixelatedPugly

facial features, Insecurity, societal norms, physical features, Appearance

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Dutch, Dutch politics, SECURITY, military intervention, pm

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

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ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Government, trump, Poilievre, international relations, Trade

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

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