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RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures
so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft! -
TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition
so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
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Adults Play Too
Welcome to our Whitelisted Minecraft Server
Server Type Private, laid-back survival Plugins Slimefun, MCMMO, economy with jobs, player chest shops Features Quality-of-life plugins, relaxed environment, Discord server Spawn Location Cherry grove biome with snowy mountains FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Message the server admin to get whitelisted and set up.
Q: What is Slimefun?
A: Slimefun adds additional content and features to the game for players to explore.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, the server is for mature players (18+) and focuses on a drama-free environment.
Q: Can I collaborate with other players?
A: Yes, players can build solo or work together with others on the server.
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VTube Start Haven 1.21.1
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a headless edition of /asp/ but for Vtubers! We give and get advice on Vtubing, like where to stream – Twitch or YouTube? Don’t go YouTube unless you already famous, fam. And we discuss if there’s an audience for X, like would you watch someone do X? And we help with video editing, DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for freebies, or Vegas Pro and Premiere if you ballin’. Got questions? Ask away, we give real feedback, maybe. Wanna join? Just DM boop147 on Discord, easy peasy. And we got open company auditions for Brave, Hololive, and Niji, like, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation! Check out the links for general info, what to avoid, Op-Sec, trolling techniques, /ASP/list, and even a tier list for aspiring Vtubers. Don’t miss out, bro, join the madness! -
ProtestPanic Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, even the mainstream media is too scared to report on it? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild that it’s causing protests in the USA because people are so jealous they can’t join in on the fun!Join our server and you’ll be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, riding pigs into battle, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our server is so exclusive that the FBI is trying to shut us down because they’re afraid of how much fun we’re having.
So come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared for some epic chaos and maybe a few run-ins with the law. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s show the world how awesome Minecraft can really be! #MinecraftRevolution #JoinTheMadness
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CraftyBoomers911
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!Picture this: on our server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans await you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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EU Defense Talks Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own castle and defend it against a horde of angry llamas. yea, u heard me right. llamas. they’re like, super aggressive and will stop at nothing to destroy ur precious castle. but don’t worry, u can also ride them into battle if u tame them first.oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant zombie pigman boss spawns and u have to team up with other players to defeat it? it’s like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy.
plus, our server has a secret underground city where u can trade with mysterious villagers for rare items and weapons. but be careful, because the city is also home to a pack of wild wolves who will attack anyone who gets too close.
so, if u think u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CanalCraft: No More Chinese!
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground base full of llamas wearin top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and serve diamond-encrusted cake.also, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from ur eyes.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks and flying pigs? yea, it’s pretty lit.
so come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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DaytimeVampireClubbing
imagine a minecraft server where vampires rule the night and party during the day. we have vampire discos, blood cocktails, and coffin-shaped dance floors. join us if you want to be bitten by a vampire and gain eternal life in the world of minecraft. our sun is always shining, so get ready to party like a vampire in the daylight. come join the fun and become a creature of the night on our server. who needs sleep when you can be dancing with vampires all day long?