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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 424 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1095 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!
We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.
