Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.
In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.
But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.
And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!
But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?
Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!
Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.
We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.
So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!
Ever wondered what really happened to Malaysian flight MH 370? Well, on our server, we have a secret quest where players can uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the plane. Rumor has it that the passengers were actually abducted by aliens and taken to a hidden base on the moon! Can you solve the mystery and rescue the missing passengers?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with mythical creatures and hidden treasures. Will you dare to explore its depths and uncover its secrets? Or will you fall victim to the cursed diamond mine and never see the light of day again?
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and conquer the impossible? Only time will tell on our server of madness and mayhem!
we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺
build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫
join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙
warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯
