| Players: |
95/800 |
Uptime: |
100% |
| Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: |
11 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
23 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: |
11 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
1 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
48 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
4 |
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so like, imagine this, right? there’s this
minecraft server, and it’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole other world, man.
so get this, there’s these daughters of a russian tycoon, right? they’re worth, like, $18 billion or something insane like that. and they’re all like, “we want off canada’s sanctions list, yo.” but then the minister is all like, “nah, fam, you gotta stay on the list.” can you believe that drama?
but anyways, back to the minecraft server. you gotta join, man. there’s so much cool stuff happening, like, you can build your own castle and fight dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro. plus, the community is so chill, everyone is just vibing and having a good time.
so yeah, if you wanna escape from all the real world drama and just have a blast in a virtual world, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be epic.
