PrisonBBCs Minecraft Server

BBC, Cell, chow hall, drugged, easy targets, effeminate, feelings, Guards, inmates, memoir, Michigan, Minecraft, older inmates, pretty white boy, prison prostitute, prison rape, PrisonBBCs, Protection, Server, Slide Step, WEIGHTS, white bois

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1846

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8010
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	3612	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8438	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	626547	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	687	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Potions Brewed:	77	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Comic, dumping, FANTASY, graphic novel, Hero, japanese manga, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, New Release, OneShot, raws, Save The World, Server, ShibaCraft, Shibata Kouhei, Supernatural, The reason I save the world, world-saving, yuri genre, Yuri Hime

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	228	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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