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Shacknews: The Vanilla+ Modded Minecraft Server for Adults Only in USA (No Curly Braces!)

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Server Name	Shacknews Minecraft SMP
Server Type	PvE focused, Vanilla++ with some QoL and tech mods
Server Version	Java v1.21.1 with custom Fabric Modpack
Reset Frequency	Typically once a year

Overview

The Shacknews Minecraft SMP is a long-running server focused on building projects, redstone farms, and a laid-back community atmosphere. The server has been running since 2010 and is open to players outside of the Shacknews community. The world was reset with the release of Java 1.21, so it’s relatively fresh with some development around spawn.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description and join the Shacknews Discord server to get to know the community.

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is PvE focused, with an emphasis on building projects, redstone farms, and sharing resources with other players.

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

A: The modpack includes Vanilla++ enhancements, quality of life improvements, and a few storage and tech mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: How often is the world reset?

A: The world is typically reset once a year, or whenever a major Minecraft update significantly changes gameplay.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: Players must be 21 years or older to join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP.

BoomerCraft: Still Gaming at 60+

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of immortal grandmas who have been playing Minecraft since it was just a bunch of pixels on a screen! That’s right, we will unironically still be playing games at 60+ years old, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.

So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Votes:	4564
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1938
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Animals Bred:	134
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1237	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1745	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	8551	Divine Spears Created:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	7363	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Emeralds Found:	5725
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	7148	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!