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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8374 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 158 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!
Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
