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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3503 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8316 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.
so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
