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Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Emeralds Found:	6006	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	435

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

Adventure, Call, Call Me, consoles, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, GameRx, games, Gaming, Hospital, Interactive, mental health, Minecraft, mobile, morning, multiplayer, PC, Relaxation, Single player, stress relief, Technology, Therapy, Video, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	2567
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, league of legends, lol, lolalytics, lolg, McLeaguey, meets, Minecraft, minecrafty, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, VPBE, zed, Zyra

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!

RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, dream, Eternity, euphoria, Existential, Heaven, Hell, Hope, Mystery, Peace, perspective, Reincarnation, RespawnRUs, setback, Soul, speculation, spirituality, temporary, unknown

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Votes:	1621	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

action, animation, Anime, ED, ending, Favorite, God-tier, GODTIER, Gundam Destiny, Gundam Seed, GundamSeedMC, japanese, Mecha, Music, op, OPED, Opening, Robots, Seed ED4, Seed OP2, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1568

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

Audience, Bantz, blocky, broadcasting, built for BBC, club, collaboration, Communication, CONTENT, creativity, Digital, Entertainment, innovation, JOKE, Journalism, Media, Network, News, PIXEL, production, programming, Radio, storytelling, Technology, television

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Emeralds Found:	2171	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

Boston, Chicago, Cities, Citycraft, culture, East Coast, Fake, History, landmarks, life…kinda, meets, Midwest, Minecraft, new york city, Northeast, Philadelphia, Population, real, san francisco, tourism, travel, U.S, Urban, washington d.c., west coast

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9365	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

anticipation, audience engagement, Content Creator, Curiosity, Entertainment, habits, Hiatus, INCONSISTENCY, Live streaming, Minecraft, Mystery, online presence, patterns, Routine, Schedule, Server, Shenanigans, social media, speculation, Sporadic, Streamers, streaming, Surprises, trends, viewership

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

40 bucks, affordability, Bucks, Budget, costly, CraftyCreeperz, diamonds, Excessive, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, Fun, high cost, Lavish, MONEY, Overpriced, PRICEY., spendthrift, Splurge, steep price, too much, unaffordable, unreasonable, wallet drain

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!