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>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Animals Bred:	150	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	277	Alien Abductions:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

steroidmc.net

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6270	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

inovix.ru-mc.ru:25578

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Animals Bred:	53
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Items Found:	1573
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	913
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!