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Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

Country Simulation, Crafty, Empire, EU5, game discussion, Game Downloads, Game Mods, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, games, Gaming Community, general, grand strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online forums, Random Country Picker, Server, strategy, strategy games, strategy tips, Vic 3

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	727
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

Anti-Spam, Antispam, Applied, Communication, community management, die instantly, digital platforms, discussion, Features, forum software, internet forums, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interactions, Ratings, smp, Spam prevention, Threads, two people, user engagement, user experience

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Cheese, digestive issues, discomfort, food coma, food regret, gluttony, indigestion, Junk Food, late-night snack, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nacho, nachos, Nausea, overeating, overindulgence, regret, Server, stomachache, unhealthy eating, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

Analysis, before 1980, competitive, controversy, Count, criteria, criteria for counting., Cups, cutoff year, debate, discussion, historical, lower level of play, Minecraft, olympics, opinion, Relevance, shouldnt, Significance, smp, sp, sports, validity, world, world cups

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

American version, British version, comedy, cultural adaptation, diverse adaptations, Entertainment, fan favorite, global phenomenon, humor, international versions, Minecraft, mockumentary, office, popular tv show, regional humor, Saudi Arabia, Server, Sitcom, television industry, Television series, the office, tv show, VIBES, workplace comedy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Potions Brewed:	189	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, buy low sell high, buy the dip, Buyer, Dip, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, market analysis, market corrections, market cycles, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Trading, wealth building

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	577264	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

Explore, Friends, Magic, Magicka, Magistica, Minecraft, Server, Shaders, sorcery, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3621
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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Hate Her Minecraft Server

abhor, animosity, antipathy, aversion, Conflict, Contempt, despise, detest, disagreement, disdain, dislike, enmity, feud, grudge, hate, hostility, loathe, Minecraft, Repulsion, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

artsy, Cinema, critique, film, film analysis, film commentary, film community, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film review, Fun, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, pretentious, pretentious film, pseuds, review, smp, Sorry., Time, wank

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Woke Minecraft Server

Backlash, bad woke, consumerism, controversy, criticism, culture war, Diversity, Ethics, Fail, Gaming, good woke, inclusion, Industry, Minecraft, Political Correctness, representation, Server, slop games, social justice, Succeed, trends, Woke

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!