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Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Belmont, Castle, Castlevania, classic, Download, dracula, Emulator, FANTASY, free, Gaming, Konami, Legally, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, Play, Retro, smp, Thread, Vampire, Vania, video game

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8522

Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Shady Realm

bangladeshi, classic, console, creativity, Cross-Platform Support, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, home, minecraft server, mobile, old school, original, PC, Pure, PvP, Shady Realm BD, Simple, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Shady Realm BD Welcome to Shady Realm BD! We’re a Bangladeshi Minecraft server built to bring back the simple, old-school Minecraft experience. Whether you’re on PC, mobile, or console, you can jump in and play with everyone here, thanks to our cross-platform support.

Our goal is to keep things classic—just pure survival, exploration, and creativity without all the extra stuff. If you miss the original feel of Minecraft, you’ll feel right at home!

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Late 90’s Kino Minecraft SMP

1990s, 90’s era, 90s, Cinema, Cinematic, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, film, film analysis, Film history, film industry, Kino, Late, late 90s, Minecraft, Movie, Nostalgia, old school, pop culture, Retro, smp, Throwback, vintage

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Void Gems Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that late 90’s kino vibe? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a time machine back to the days of dial-up internet and Tamagotchis!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual Blockbuster Video store, complete with VHS rentals and a popcorn machine! Fight off creepers with your trusty slap bracelet sword and ride around on a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger Man, a mysterious figure who roams the land handing out cheeseburgers to hungry players. Rumor has it that if you find all seven cheeseburgers, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft form! Just be sure to bring your scrunchies and neon windbreakers for maximum nostalgia.

Chudville Minecraft Server

(subculture), ahead of the curve, Chud, Chudville, Cool, counterculture, early adopter, Fashionable, Hip, Minecraft, nonconformist, Nostalgia, old school, outcast, Outsider, Retro, Server, trailblazer, Trendsetter, trendy, Underground, Unique, vintage

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Enchantments Applied:	185	Meteorites Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	2536
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Runes Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

around the ring, BRING, Bring back the pool, bring it back, Cash, classic, Competition, Entertainment, iconic, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, old school, Pool, Retro, Revival, Ring, smp, sports, Throwback, vintage vibes, wrestling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

FroobWorld: Where semi-vanilla meets extra sprinkles and a side of piggyback rides. Patch 1.21 included!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, Donations, EXTRA, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Included, Land claiming, Long-term maps, meets, old school, Patch, PG-13, Piggyback, Prizes, RIDES, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Side, smp, Spawn, sprinkles, stealing, Survival, Tpa, View distance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Minecraft Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

Overview

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

1. What is the server IP?

The server IP is s.froobworld.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the rules include no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. Chat is kept at PG-13 levels.

3. Is there a limit to land claiming?

There is no limit to the size of land claiming, within reason.

4. Are donations accepted on the server?

No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

ToyCraftRevived

cherished, childhood memories, childhood toy, classic, Favorite, Game, games, keepsake, longing, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, old school, Playtime, Retro, sentimental, ToyCraftRevived, Toys, Treasure, vintage, wish, wish list

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Remember those days when you used to play with your favorite childhood toy or game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring those memories back to life! Join us and experience the nostalgia of playing with your old toys in a virtual world.

Our server is like a magical time machine that transports you back to your childhood, where you can build epic castles with your favorite action figures or race cars in a pixelated playground. But beware, the toys have a mind of their own and may come to life when you least expect it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant teddy bear into battle or have a tea party with a group of mischievous Barbies? Our server is a wacky and wild place where anything is possible, so come join us for a trip down memory lane and relive the joy of your favorite childhood toys!

CortiCraft – Stressful Kids’ Server

academic pressure, behavioral problems, Child Psychology, childhood behavior, childhood development, children, children’s health, CortiCraft, cortisol levels, education, emotional well being, family dynamics, hair cortisol levels, Kids, maternal stress, mental health, parenting, school-related stress, Server, social factors, socioeconomic status, stress hormones, Stress Management, stressful

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the kids with behavioral probs go to play. It’s like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. The hair cortisol levels are off the charts, man. It’s like a stress ball explosion in your brain. But hey, if you join, you’ll be part of this wild experiment where we try to lower cortisol levels by building epic structures and battling zombies. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with other kids who totally get what you’re going through. So come on, join the chaos and let’s see if we can turn those cortisol levels upside down!

What is the IP for Ali-A² Minecraft Server?

ali a, alia, AliA², fortnite, fortnite ali a, fortnite update, Minecraft, morealia, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	180	Meteorites Collected:	1

Ali-A² is a content creator, gamer, and YouTuber known for his energetic and engaging videos. With a focus on popular games like Fortnite and Call of Duty, Ali-A² has amassed a large following on his channel. His gameplay commentary, tips, and tricks have made him a respected figure in the gaming community. Ali-A²’s charismatic personality and entertaining content continue to attract viewers from around the world.

VexSteal

Hardcore, LifeSMP Society Multiplayer Economy Landscape Towns Trade Alliances Events Strategy Resourcefulness Builder Fighter Trader Custom features Updates Community Legacy Blocks Battle, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Let’s adjust that description for a LifeSMP server called “VexSteal”:

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**Welcome to VexSteal LifeSMP Server!**

Step into the captivating world of VexSteal, where survival meets society in a meticulously crafted multiplayer environment. In VexSteal, players embark on an immersive journey, crafting their unique stories within a dynamic economy and evolving landscapes. From establishing sprawling towns to engaging in intricate trade systems, every decision shapes your path.

Forge alliances, participate in community-led events, and rise through the ranks in a world where strategy and resourcefulness are key. Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or trader, VexSteal offers a diverse array of activities that cater to all playstyles. With custom features, frequent updates, and a dedicated staff, VexSteal is more than just a server—it’s a community where every player contributes to the ongoing story.

Join VexSteal today and craft your legacy in a world where every block, every build, and every battle counts!

play.vexsteal.net

Minecraft server: IQ 115 Edible Fun

brain function, Cannabis, cognitive abilities, cognitive enhancement, cognitive enhancement drugs, cognitive enhancement supplements, cognitive enhancement techniques, cognitive improvement, Edible, edible weed, Fun, intelligence, IQ increase, iq test, Memory, Mensa, mental performance., Minecraft, score 115, score 125, Server, smart drugs, Thc

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain-boosting effects of edible weed! Who needs Mensa when you can level up your IQ just by munching on some magical brownies? Our server is filled with mind-bending challenges and puzzles that will have you feeling like a genius in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our secret stash of enchanted herbs can unlock hidden levels and abilities in the game. So come on, join us and let’s get high on intelligence together!

Minecraft SMP: Hilarious Furball Underground Racing

dickgirls, Furball, Furry, furry art, furry characters, furry community, furry culture, Furry Discussion, furry erotica, furry erotica archive, furry erotica collection, furry erotica images, furry erotica stories, Furry Fetish, furry literature, furry porn., furry roleplay, furry stories, futas, herms, hilarious, Minecraft, Racing, shemales, smp, Underground

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7677	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things furry dickgirls, herms, shemales, and futas! Join us for a wild ride filled with pic sharing, story swapping, and banter that will have you ROFLing in no time.

Our server is like a magical forest where you never know what kind of sexy creature you’ll stumble upon next. From majestic foxes with massive packages to sassy catgirls with a surprise between their legs, our community is a melting pot of fur-tastic delights.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Story Mega filled with tales of lust and adventure that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into the depths of our mega folder and emerge with a newfound appreciation for the power of imagination (and maybe a few new kinks).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle with a built-in dungeon for your kinky roleplay sessions? Where else can you ride into battle on a unicorn with a bulge that puts even the bravest warriors to shame?

Join us today and let your inner furry flag fly high! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the weird and wild side of Minecraft. See you in the server, furries!

WardrobeWars Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WardrobeWars

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama and chaos just like the situation with the wardrobe in this story! Join us for a chance to claim your virtual closet space and defend it against any sneaky roommates trying to steal it.

Just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and stand your ground against those who try to take what’s rightfully yours. Will you be the one throwing clothes into a black bag in retaliation, or will you find a more peaceful solution? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also offer a special law school course for those aspiring lawyers who need to practice their negotiation skills in a virtual setting. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

So come join us on our server, where the closets are virtual but the drama is oh so real. And remember, always respect your virtual elders – unless they try to steal your closet, then all bets are off!

MomCraft: SisSlayed

Abuse, bullying, Child protection, child safety, child welfare, community involvement, CPS, family, family dynamics, food insecurity, maternal instincts, mom, MomCraft, neglect, neighborhood kids, parenting, Parenting styles, playground conflicts, sibling relationships, SisSlayed, social media, social responsibility

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1663
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
New Chunks Explored:	570148	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Kimantha’s household! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama between Kimantha and her neighbor Annabell.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Maybe Annabell will show up at your virtual doorstep asking for food, or maybe Kimantha will be hiding in her virtual bathroom pretending she’s not online. The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’re not all drama and no fun. We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel right at home (or maybe not, depending on Kimantha’s mood).

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual playground conflict over lunch seating arrangements. It’s all in good fun, right? Just like Kimantha’s Facebook posts about being the “cool mom” who’s always there for the neighborhood kids. Join now and let the insanity begin!

BoobAvoider in Minecraft SMP

BoobAvoider, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
New Chunks Explored:	214160	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never stare at anyone’s pixelated boobs! Trust us, the ladies will definitely notice if you try not to stare, it’s like a sixth sense for them in this server. But don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you occupied, from building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. Join us for a hilarious and boob-free adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBaddies

ANNOYING, backstabber, bad attitude, BlockyBaddies, coworker, Difficult, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, drama queen, frustrating, incompetent, Lazy, micromanager, nightmare colleague, Slacker, TOXIC, troublemaker, unprofessional, unreliable, work, worst person

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	220
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

CraftyPutinGamer

Accountability, arrest, controversy, CraftyPutinGamer, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, Failure, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, mongolia, Politics, putin, Sorry., world news

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.

We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?

And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.