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RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	5818
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3541	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the only way to mine diamonds is by using a wooden pickaxe. Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. I know, mind blown!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

BoomerCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ores Mined:	1390
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	3302	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crops Grown:	9606	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4900
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

AutoCraft: The Future Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4333
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

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ntl-paperMC.net

1.20.1, 1.21.1, Cash Shop, Claimblocks, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, player trades, PvP, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, server money, Server Speeds, Silkspawners, Survival, Vanilla, VAULT, Vote Rewards, world gen

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2201	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

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No Voter Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	2086	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

CraftyPrideMC

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6049
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	178	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!