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TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2000
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7093
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7218	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	2479
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5716	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Animals Bred:	183	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	6245
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	150
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!