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ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

antiquated terms, childhood language, childhood memories, childhood slang, childhood vernacular, ChildhoodSlangMCSMP, classic phrases, Nostalgia, old school phrases, old-fashioned sayings, outdated slang, phrases, retro expressions, slang terms, Throwback, traditional language, traditional phrases, vintage sayings, vintage slang, vintage talk

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever, bro! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even is life?! And the mobs here? They’re like, super chill and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden dungeons. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena – it’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this epic server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s goooooo!

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Star Shards Collected:	227
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	6884	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	8236
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dragons Tamed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6117
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!