old school Minecraft redstone Minecraft Servers

old school Minecraft redstone Minecraft Servers

  • HappyComplimentsMC SMP

    HappyComplimentsMC SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5200
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Towns Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

    Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

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  • CraftyBoozeBuster

    CraftyBoozeBuster
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 957
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Alien Abductions: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

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  • Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1159
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7815 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2524
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

    anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

    so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

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  • CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

    CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3472
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1053
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 934805
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

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  • DebateCraft Server

    DebateCraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3945
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

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  • SisDopingCraft SMP

    SisDopingCraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1726
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Emeralds Found: 8383 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 103
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

    Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 3483
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 86
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Runes Activated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

    Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

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  • BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

    BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 3830
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Crops Grown: 5721 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

    But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

    So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

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  • CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

    CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9250
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162 Dimension Hops: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

    Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

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