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  • MomSaysNoMinecraftServer

    MomSaysNoMinecraftServer
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3913
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Farms Harvested: 121
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a NEET faggot by your mom? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where your only family members are the ones you choose to play with! Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to building epic structures with your virtual pals. Join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck talking to real people again. It’s not just a game, it’s a survival strategy for your sanity!

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  • TrackCraft Minecraft Server

    TrackCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6265
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the only one seeding on public trackers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you will never be the sole seeder! Our players are dedicated to keeping the connection alive and thriving, unlike those freeloading scum on public trackers. Join us and be a part of a community that values seeding and sharing like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by the tears of those who don’t seed properly. So come join us and be a part of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoTouristZone Minecraft Server

    NoTouristZone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4752
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2553
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of anti-tourism activists in real life! we guarantee that no one will protest your housing costs in our virtual world. build your dream house without worrying about rising prices or angry mobs outside your door.

    we have over 20,000 virtual protesters ready to march through our pixelated streets, demanding lower prices on virtual goods and services. join the revolution and fight for affordable housing in our blocky paradise.

    forget about barcelona, malaga, and the canary islands – the only destination you need is our minecraft server. come for the housing crisis, stay for the endless possibilities of building and exploring.

    join us now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. who needs real life when you have minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyProtestMC

    CraftyProtestMC
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1213
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle it out like netanyahu vs protestors in washington! build your own protest signs and take on the corrupt government in epic pvp battles! who will win, the activists or the politicians? join now to find out and maybe even start a revolution in the world of blocks and pixels! let’s goooo! 🤣🔥👊

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  • Ink Outta Stars MC

    Ink Outta Stars MC
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6772
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this server if u want to experience the epicness of mining blocks with ur bare hands while riding a llama named Larry who spits diamonds instead of saliva. our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding. plus, u can build a house made entirely out of cake and eat ur way out if u get stuck. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will be granted the power to turn into a flying pig and rule the skies. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

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  • PrizmaCraft 1.19 | Only survival | Online 24/7 Minecraft server

    PrizmaCraft 1.19 | Only survival | Online 24/7 Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2245
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

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    PrizmaCraft – Your ideal server for playing with friends. We have ONLY vanilla survival without privates and donations.Griefing and duping are strictly prohibited!

    Server rules:Chapter One: Territories and Bases

    1.1) Any building of a person belongs to him personally, the exception is when people by mutual agreement buy a service for the construction of a building. If this happens, then the building will belong to the owner, who is the owner of the territory on which this building was built.

    1.2) When drawing up a will, it is necessary to take into account that everything that is in the territory belongs to the one who receives this territory, including chests and resources in them.

    1.3) It is prohibited for a player to be in an area to which he does not have access, or he has received a warning from the base owner that he must leave the area. The exception is AD. AD is a public place and no one has the right to hinder your free movement.

    1.4) Griefing any player buildings is prohibited. Punishment: blocking of the game account.

    1.5) It is forbidden to build any lavacasts, both on the territory of players and in the ordinary world. Punishment: blocking of the game account.

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    Chapter Two: Communication and Society

    2.1) Any insults/belittlement/humiliation of the player are prohibited, both in local and global chat. Punishment: blocking access to the global chat for 20 minutes. In case of repeated incident, blocking of the game account.

    2.2) Any killing of players without their consent is prohibited. It is also allowed to build arenas for fights, where people can receive a monetary reward for winning. The monetary reward is given by the organizers of the arena.

    2.3) Any insults/belittlements/humiliation of the administration and the server are prohibited. Punishment: blocking in the chat for 1 hour, in case of repeated violation blocking of the account.

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    Chapter Three: Game Mechanics

    3.1) Using cheats/bugs/scripts is punishable by blocking the account. Regardless of the degree, be it killing through killaura, resource extraction through X-RAY, or duping items. Punishment: blocking the game account.

    3.2) Attempting/gaining access to the server console. Punishment: blocking the user’s IP address.

    3.3) Attempting/gaining access to another person’s account. Punishment: blocking the IP address of the user who hacked the account.

    3.4) Attempt to deceive the administration. Punishment: at the discretion of the administrator towards whom this rule was violated.

    3.5) Construction of lag machines. Punishment: blocking of the game account.

    3.6) Accumulation of huge entities on farms/territories of players leading to a decrease in TPS is equivalent to point 3.5. Punishment: blocking of the game account.

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  • The Nordland Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers have a history degree!

    The Nordland Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers have a history degree!
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6562
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 964601 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

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    Nordland Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Nordland, a geopolitical Minecraft server dedicated to immersive gameplay and community engagement! Here, you have the opportunity to participate in strategic wars, forge treaties, showcase your architectural prowess through intricate builds, and even establish your own sovereign nation. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the realm of geopolitics within Minecraft, Nordland offers a vibrant and dynamic environment where creativity thrives and alliances are forged. Join us and embark on a journey where your actions shape the course of history within our Minecraft Server.

    Join our Discord community!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the Nordland Minecraft Server? To join our server, you can use the IP address provided in our Discord community or website. Make sure you have a legal copy of Minecraft and follow the server rules.
    Can I create my own nation on Nordland? Absolutely! Nordland encourages players to establish their own nations, compete in wars, and engage in diplomacy with other players. Be prepared for an immersive geopolitical experience!
    Are there specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on Nordland? Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. These rules are outlined in our Discord community and on our website.
    How can I get involved in strategic wars and treaties on Nordland? Players can participate in strategic wars and forge treaties by forming alliances with other nations, coordinating attacks, and engaging in diplomatic negotiations. Stay active in the community to be part of these exciting events.

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  • AnimeJam Minecraft Server

    AnimeJam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 5191
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Votes: 4371 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Magic Items Found: 6124 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and themes? Look no further, because we have the most outrageous and hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Join us and experience the chaos of only the shittiest anime openings allowed! That’s right, we’re talking about ear-bleeding, cringe-worthy tunes that will make you question your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to techno music. So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and diamond poop!

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  • BlockyBoyz Minecraft Server

    BlockyBoyz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2187
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your fantasies? Look no further! Our server is like a bi bf topping a twink – unexpected, exciting, and full of surprises.

    Join us for MMF threesomes where everyone gets equal attention and the only limit is your imagination. Build, explore, and unleash your inner fujo in a world where anything is possible.

    Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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  • ShirtlessLawnMower69

    ShirtlessLawnMower69
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4298
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told what to wear while mowing your own lawn? Do you want the freedom to show off your tattoos and dad bod without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where shirtless mowing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can mow your virtual lawn in a bikini, with no one to tell you to cover up. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can express yourself however you want, whether that’s through tattoos or lack of clothing.

    Join us and show off your virtual dad bod while building fences and mowing lawns to your heart’s content. Who needs a shirt when you have the freedom to be yourself in our crazy Minecraft world? Let your tattoos shine and your lawnmower roar on our server – because why conform when you can be fabulous?

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