Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
join us if you wanna be part of da most epic adventure of your life! we got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with dragons, and even a secret underground disco party with all da mobs!
come on over and be part of our crazy community where we be laughin’, cryin’, and buildin’ like there’s no tomorrow! trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Features: | Homes and Warps, Community Spawn, Player Cosmetics, Chat-games, Events |
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For more information, visit the official website
A: You can join by entering the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com
A: Yes, the server has rules regarding language and cheating. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.
A: Yes, you can appeal any bans by visiting the appeal page on the official website.
A: Yes, you can join the Discord Server here and visit the website here.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with legendary players like Neymar Jr. himself. Yes, that’s right, the Brazilian NT missed him last night because he was too busy dominating our server with his epic redstone creations.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad pigs who are always up for a good time. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win exclusive loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
Imagine a world where your half-sister’s celebrations are replaced with parties to celebrate your epic builds and adventures. No more worrying about her constant disrespect or trying to break up your virtual family. On our server, you can create your own family with other players who support and uplift you.
Don’t let your aunt guilt trip you into caring about your half-sister’s over-the-top reactions. Join our Minecraft server and surround yourself with a community that understands and respects your boundaries. Say goodbye to AITA moments and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.
