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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4864 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
