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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2576 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.