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CraftingFailz – “What’s a popular saying that you think is wrong?”

Beliefs, Cliches, common phrases, CraftingFailz, culture, fallacies, false beliefs, IDIOMS, Misconception, misinterpretation, misunderstood, Myths, old sayings, phrases, Popular, popular saying, ProVerb, quotes, society, traditional beliefs, Urban Legends, whats, wrong

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1243	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

“Join our Minecraft server and prove that diamonds are NOT a girl’s best friend! Our server is filled with so much treasure that even the creepers are jealous. Rumor has it that our server was built on a bedrock foundation made of pure gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers trained in the art of block-breaking. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where pigs fly and zombies do the moonwalk, then come join us and show us what you’re made of!”

Fizz & Java Crafters

beverage consumption, caffeine intake, cardiovascular health, coffee consumption, Crafters, fizz, fizzy drinks, global study, health awareness, health outcomes, health study, healthy habits, international research, java, lifestyle choices, public health, risk factors, stroke prevention, stroke risk, stroke risk factors, sugary beverages, tea consumption, water intake

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

Kampot Desu Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Cultural experience, Destination, desu, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, History, japanese, Kampot, landmarks, local cuisine, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, Server, Traditional, travel, Ugledar, Ugledar is kampot desu, Unique

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Ugledar! This server is so kampot desu, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cheeseburger of Destiny. Our community is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join Ugledar today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Minecraft SMP: /mex/ – TacoTuesday

culture, Diversity, female president, Government, hilo mexa, History, INAUGURATION, international news, Jewish, Jewish community, Latin America, leadership, mex, mexico, milestone achievement, Minecraft, Politics, Presidential election, Religion, smp, TacoTuesday, women in power, world leaders

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos as Mexico’s new Jewish female president takes over the server! She’s not your average leader – she’s got diamond armor and a pet llama named Nacho who spits fireballs at griefers. Plus, she’s building a giant taco-shaped castle to rule from, complete with a salsa moat and guacamole turrets. Join now for a chance to be her right-hand creeper and help defend against rival factions like the Taco Bell Bandits and the Salsa Syndicate. Viva la Minecraft!

BoyfriendBickerMC Server

Alone Time, Angry, Argument, Beach, Best Friend, Bickering, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBickerMC, Break, Breakfast, Calls, dramatic, Explore, ignoring, Peace, recharge, selfish, Server, Space, texts, vacation, Worried

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1015
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of constant bickering and arguments in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world!

Imagine a world where you can explore towns, beaches, and cafes without anyone nagging you about where to go or what to do. Take a break from the chaos and recharge in our peaceful virtual realm.

Don’t worry about angry texts or calls from your boyfriend and his best friend – they won’t be able to find you in our vast Minecraft world. They’ll just have to sort out their own disagreements without you getting caught in the middle.

So why wait? Join our server now and enjoy some much-needed alone time while building, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. Who knew escaping drama could be so much fun?

StepDadFTW

biological father, blended families, choosing family, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, father daughter relationship, father figure, father-daughter bond, Fatherhood, long lost father, parental abandonment, parental expectations, step-parenting, stepdad, StepDadFTW, wedding etiquette, wedding traditions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3680
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky drama that will make your family issues seem like a walk in the park.

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue and choose who gets to walk you down the aisle – whether it’s your biological father, your stepdad, or even your pet pig! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual drama in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging texts from your long-lost dad while building the ultimate blocky fortress. And don’t worry, we have plenty of supportive players who will have your back when things get tough. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and leave your real-life problems behind – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even a peaceful family reunion!

DisturbingDisneyScene – Minecraft SMP

animated films, animation, Childhood, creepy, Dark, Disney, disney movies, Disturbing, disturbing moments, disturbing scenes, DisturbingDisneyScene, emotional, fear, Horror, Minecraft, Movie, Nightmare, psychological terror, Scene, smp, Trauma, Twisted, unsettling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a Disney movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few talking animals (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what you might find in our world).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a gang of evil villagers led by a wicked witch attack! Will you be able to defend your home and save the day? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and danger at every turn. And who knows, you might even come face to face with a dragon that’s been terrorizing the land (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a misunderstood lizard with a fiery breath).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable and wacky as a Disney movie, join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself living happily ever after…or at least until the next creeper blows up your house.

FearfulCritterCraft

afraid, Animals, Arachnophobia, bears, creepy crawlies, crocodiles, fear, FearfulCritterCraft, insects, irrational fear, Lions, ophidiophobia, Phobia, Scary, Sharks, Snakes, Spiders, Tigers, wildlife, Wolves, Zoophobia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crops Grown:	8843

Are you terrified of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more late-night jump scares while mining for diamonds. Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green creatures!

BaseCraft Minecraft Server

BaseCraft, Bases, border control, Capture, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Hezbollah stronghold, Hezbollah tactics, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, strategic locations, Terrorism, Villages

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Animals Bred:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Items Found:	5308	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

hey you, yeah you, tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for you! come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft history!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of villagers turn into hezbollah soldiers and start attacking you! but don’t worry, the IDF is here to save the day and capture key areas in southern lebanon!

join us for crazy battles, insane adventures, and the chance to fight alongside the IDF against hezbollah! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

NATOcraft: Biden’s Last Stand

Bidens, NATOcraft, Stand

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Buildings Constructed:	15

LOL join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so pro they could take on Biden in a debate about Ukraine’s NATO membership. Imagine building your own NATO headquarters in the game and inviting Biden to come check it out before he leaves office. Who knows, maybe he’ll join our server and become a pro Minecraft player too! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with the big dogs. Join now and show Biden who’s boss in the virtual world!

Dark Plant Discovery – Uncover the Unknown!

Biodiversity, Botanists, conservation, Dark, discovery, endangered plants, extinction threat, global dark spots, Kew study, Plant, plant biodiversity, plant conservation, plant discovery, plant diversity, plant extinction, plant identification, plant preservation, plant research, plant science, plant species, Uncover, undiscovered plant species, unknown, unknown plants

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to explore a world where u can find like, 33 global ‘dark spots’ with thousands of unknown plants? well, do i have the server for u! join us and discover areas with at least 100,000 undiscovered plant species, all most likely under threat of extinction!

imagine stumbling upon a rare plant that shoots out diamonds instead of flowers, or a tree that grows pizzas instead of leaves. on this server, anything is possible!

come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious ‘dark spots’ before they disappear forever. who knows what kind of crazy plants u might find? maybe even a talking cactus or a dancing sunflower.

don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and become the ultimate plant explorer!