old prompts edition Minecraft Servers

old prompts edition Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBodShameNoMore

    BlockyBodShameNoMore
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4489
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where body chains are optional but body positivity is mandatory! Join us for a fun and inclusive community where we don’t body shame, we block out the haters like we block out creepers.

    Our server is full of players who understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our pixelated blocks. And if anyone dares to bring negativity into our world, we’ll just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist.

    So come join us and let your inner diamond shine, because on our server, everyone is a gem – even if they’re a little rough around the edges. And remember, in this virtual world, the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory. So leave the body chains to the zombies and skeletons, and let’s all just have a blast mining and crafting together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP

    AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 560
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GreenlandGarrisonMC

    GreenlandGarrisonMC
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3644
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9648 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

    Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

    And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NaziPurgeCraft

    NaziPurgeCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5097
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 399

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!

    if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!

    oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cannabis Brain Lag

    Cannabis Brain Lag
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 5319
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AllTheModiumCraft

    AllTheModiumCraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1190
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Crops Grown: 6880 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Potions Brewed: 82 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Location Central Europe
    Server Specs Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME | 4TB Backup HDD
    Ping 15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia)
    Number of Players Online 6-7 players consistently

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link

    What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?

    The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.

    Is there a currency system on the server?

    Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.

    Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?

    We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4

    Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1480
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Gods Slained: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Buildings Constructed: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land with rainbows and sparkles everywhere! 🦄🌈

    Like, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! ✨🔮

    And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! 🧝‍♂️🧚‍♀️

    Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! 💎💰

    So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! 😜🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirthBlock Minecraft Server

    BirthBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6641
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unwanted guests during the precious moments after giving birth? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family bonding experience without any interference!

    On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!

    Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1125
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

    So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BelieverGoneSMP

    BelieverGoneSMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9097
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, I used to believe that diamonds were the rarest thing in the game, but on this server, we have flying pigs that poop out emeralds! Can you believe it? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, man. So if you want to join this wacky world of chaos and confusion, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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