old person habit

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills. Yes, you heard that right – ninja cats.

2. We have a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that whoever completes it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you can literally have a never-ending supply of diamonds if you befriend this majestic bird.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s a real blast, literally.

5. And last but not least, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. But shh, you didn’t hear that from me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on s/fur and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!