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BoomerCraft: No Memes Allowed

Allowed, BoomerCraft, Communication, complex ideas, cultural references, digital divide, digital literacy, generational gap, humor, intergenerational communication, internet culture, language barrier, Meme culture, memes, old people, online communication, shorthand, Slang, social media, Technology, Understanding, young people

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3557
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

join our epic minecraft server where old people who don’t know memes are banished to a land where they can only communicate through carrier pigeons! young people who use memes as shorthand for complex ideas will thrive in our meme-filled world, where the currency is rare pepe’s and the national anthem is the troll face song. come join us and be part of the dankest community in all of minecraft!

SovietCraft: Boomers’ Nostalgia

Boomers, CHANGE, communism, comparison, culture, Economy, generational differences, Government, History, Life, Memories, Nostalgia, old people, past, perspective, Politics, quality of life, socialism, society, soviet union, SovietCraft, USSR

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of hearing about the good ol’ days of the USSR from your grandparents? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and experience the glory of the Soviet Union for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.

So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

bizarre scenarios, conjoined twins, courtroom drama, courtroom proceedings, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal liability, double, ethical dilemmas, Jail, legal consequences, legal precedent, legal questions, Legal System, moral quandaries, murder, shared responsibility, Siamese twins, SiameseCraft, sibling relationships, Trouble, unique situations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!

MineCraftMixTape Server

Feedback, Hip Hop, independent artist, MineCraftMixtape, music community, music critique, music feedback, music file, music production, music promotion, Music Review, music sharing, music sharing platform, music upload, new song, Original music, rap artist, rap culture, rap lyrics, Rap Music, Server, underground rap

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, listen up, players! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Ender Dragons drop mixtapes instead of dragon eggs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, because where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely in beatboxing and interpretive dance? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to bust a move with us.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got sick rhymes and funky dance moves? Let’s show the Minecraft world how we do it in our crazy, wacky server!

Wembley2025 Minecraft Server

All In 2025, belt, Burn Out, Dynamite 250, Event, market, market burnout, match, Minecraft, mjf, MJF vs Ospreay, ospreay, REMATCH, Server, Show, SPOOKED, stagnating, ticket sales, Tony, wembley, Wembley2025, WIN, wrestling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than Tony’s booking decisions? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even MJF and Ospreay couldn’t handle it. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more twists and turns than a Tony Khan storyline. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

behavior issues, boundary setting, children at weddings, Communication, Conflict Resolution, event etiquette, family drama, family dynamics, family tensions, guest list, inappropriate, Kids, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Preteen, Server, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any entitled kids sticking their fingers in the wedding cake before the bride and groom cut it! Our server is a safe haven from preteen predators and society menaces – we guarantee you won’t find any nipple-pinching shenanigans here!

Join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise that no one will throw a fit and throw themselves on the ground if they don’t get their way – unless, of course, it’s part of an epic Minecraft battle!

Don’t worry about your soon-to-be sister-in-law causing drama on our server. We have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow Minecrafters. And if anyone tries to bring their entitled kids to the server, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “blocky drama.”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny – no entitled kids allowed!

QuietCraft

auditory discomfort, auditory disorder, Communication Issues, hearing loss, loud behavior, loud groaning, loud grunting, loud husband, loud noises, loud slamming, loud talking, loud walking, loud yawning, marriage problems, noise levels, noise sensitivity, noise sensitivity headaches, noise sensitivity nausea, noisy habits, quiet communication, QuietCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4113
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the loud noises of real life? Look no further, because on our server, Jake is banned! That’s right, no more obnoxiously loud groans, yawns, and grunts here. Join us for a peaceful gaming experience where you can actually hear yourself think.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Jake’s loudness is actually a secret superpower, and he’s been banned from the server for fear of causing a noise-induced apocalypse. Join us and help save the world from his deafening decibels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where quiet reigns supreme. Say goodbye to headaches and nausea caused by excessive noise, and hello to a serene gaming experience. Join now and experience the tranquility for yourself!

BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server

act, anticipation, BlockyBedrock, Climax, Communication, Connection, DISAPPOINTING, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, less satisfying, letdown, Minecraft, misconceptions, Overrated, Pleasure, Reality, satisfaction, Server, sexual position, underwhelming

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2896	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	78581	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft! We promise you’ll never be disappointed with our endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about exploring our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Bottom” where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from block to block suspended over a pit of lava. It’s like the floor is made of hot coals, but way more fun!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of excitement and satisfaction? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful in Bedrock Bottom)!

TimeWarpCraft

Choices, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Journey, life experiences, life lessons, looking back, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past memories, personal growth, re-living, Reflection, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, Self Discovery, time travel, TimeWarpCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1508	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	370
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience!

Join us and travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and build your very own dino-themed kingdom. Or how about going back to the wild west and becoming a cowboy, riding horses and dueling other players in epic showdowns?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew, and plunder other players’ bases for all their loot.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of time travel and endless possibilities? Join now and make history…literally!