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BoomerCraft: No Memes Allowed

Allowed, BoomerCraft, Communication, complex ideas, cultural references, digital divide, digital literacy, generational gap, humor, intergenerational communication, internet culture, language barrier, Meme culture, memes, old people, online communication, shorthand, Slang, social media, Technology, Understanding, young people

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9472	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

join our epic minecraft server where old people who don’t know memes are banished to a land where they can only communicate through carrier pigeons! young people who use memes as shorthand for complex ideas will thrive in our meme-filled world, where the currency is rare pepe’s and the national anthem is the troll face song. come join us and be part of the dankest community in all of minecraft!

SovietCraft: Boomers’ Nostalgia

Boomers, CHANGE, communism, comparison, culture, Economy, generational differences, Government, History, Life, Memories, Nostalgia, old people, past, perspective, Politics, quality of life, socialism, society, soviet union, SovietCraft, USSR

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of hearing about the good ol’ days of the USSR from your grandparents? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and experience the glory of the Soviet Union for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.

So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crops Grown:	9495	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	3689
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Emeralds Found:	2170	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Emeralds Found:	9188	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Towns Built:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	3710

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	1810
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Zombie Dances:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!