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ParentalPropertyPurge

Boundaries, boyfriend’s parents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, family, in-laws, living arrangements, loyalty, Manipulation, Moral values, ParentalPropertyPurge, personal space, privacy, Property, relationships, second chances, Self Respect, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	6726	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where we have a 100+ acre property for you to build your dream compound!

Imagine living with not only your boyfriend, but his parents, aunt, uncle, cousins, and best friend all in one place! It’s like a reality show waiting to happen. And don’t worry, we promise not to encourage anyone to cheat on you or tell you to starve yourself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly having people over at your house and never having a moment of privacy. It’s the ultimate social experiment!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagAcceptance – Minecraft SMP

accepting, compromise, denial, hindsight, Minecraft, mistake, Overlooked, red flag, red flag acceptance, red flag behavior, red flag consequences, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, RedFlagAcceptance, relationship, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Settling, smp, unexpected, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just end up accepting a red flag you never thought you would…and loving every minute of it!

NoMoreDiamondsForYou

acceptance, CHANGE, Closure, Experience, growth, lessons learned, letting go, Life, Memories, missed chances, MONEY, moving on, never again, NoMoreDiamondsForYou, Nostalgia, opportunities, past, Reflection, regret, second chances, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes! You’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again when you can build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a giant hamster as your noble steed. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking potato or participate in epic potato sack races across the server. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the absurd on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

UkraineCraft Server – Putin’s Worst Nightmare

border security, Conflict, covert operation, Daring, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military Action, military incursion, national security, Nightmare, political tensions, president, putin, Putins, Russian soil, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	2334	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Yo, so like, you know that one time when Ukraine’s president was just like, “Yo, we totally just did a sneaky sneak onto Russian soil”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is all about. We’re all about pulling off the most epic, daring military incursions onto other players’ lands. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with blocks and swords. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and show off your mad sneaking skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic missions. So come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next master of stealth in the Minecraft world. Let’s do this!

CraftyMaduroCrackdown

authoritarian regime, crackdown, CraftyMaduroCrackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, freedom of speech, government repression, Hiding, human rights violations, international community, Maduro, opposition leaders, persecution, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Potions Brewed:	79

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta hide from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta hide from maduro and his crazy crackdowns! it’s like a real-life game of hide and seek but with more danger and less hiding spots! join us if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of being hunted down by a power-hungry dictator while also trying to build the sickest minecraft castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur escape and maybe even overthrow maduro (jk, that’s probably not gonna happen but it’s fun to dream, right?) so come join us if u wanna experience the thrill of survival in a world gone mad!

BoneZoneCraft

Affection, Animals, bones, BoneZoneCraft, canine, Companionship, Dogs, domestication, human-animal bond, love, loyalty, Paws, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet ownership, pet psychology, Pets, relationship, speculation, theory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7641	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

join our epic minecraft server where dogs rule the land and skeletons are the ultimate treasure! ever wanted to be chased by a pack of adorable but deadly pups? well now you can! watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your bones, they’re just jealous of your fabulous skeleton collection! join now for a bone-tastic adventure like no other!

PixelPotionPTSD-Gate

allegations, clinical trials, controversy, data manipulation, drug therapy, financial conflict of interests, investigative journalism, mdma, Medical Ethics, mental health, meta analysis, peer review, Pharmacology, PixelPotionPTSDGate, ptsd, research misconduct, retracted, scientific integrity, Therapy, Trauma, unethical conduct

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	1173

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Silvermoon: Where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players try to spell ‘semi-vanilla’ correctly.

AdventureZ, Amplified Nether, Another Furniture, Better End, Better Third Person, better village, carry on, Connected glass, CORRECTLY, CREEPERS, Dance, Elytra slot, end remastered, Fly, Formations Nether, Friends & Foes, graveyard, Hearts, Lootr, Modded, Pigs, Players, Seasons, Semivanilla, SILVERMOON, Simply Houses, Spell, Terralith, Tiered, Xaero’s minimap

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Buildings Constructed:	44

Silvermoon Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Modded Fabric Server
Regular Players	6-7
Version	1.20.1 with Fabric Loader 0.15.7

To download the mods please join our discord: https://discord.gg/2eeKAB6RtU

List of notable mods:

Fabric seasons (Trees change color throughout the minecraft year and everything gets covered in snow in winter)
Terralith, Amplified Nether, Better End (Terrain generation mods for each dimension)
Xaero’s Minimap + World Map
Friends & Foes, Better Village, Formations Nether, Hearts, Simply Houses (Adds new structures to the world)
AdventureZ, Graveyard (Add some new mobs and bosses)
End Remastered (Each end pearl slot in the end portal is now unique and each pearl can be found through many different ways (Looting in specific locations, killing specific mobs, etc… Basically makes the player do more exploring before finishing the game)
Lootr (Chests in the world are generated for each player specifically, meaning if one player loots it, another player will still find different loot in it)
Tiered (Every tool and armor you craft or find has a random tier (common up to legendary)
Quality of life mods: Xaero’s minimap, Connected glass, Carry On, Another Furniture, Better third person, Elytra slot, Enchantments description, Immersive portals, Bunch of new advancements mods, etc.
Land claim
Plenty of furniture mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please download the mods and join our Discord for more information.
What version is the server running on?	The server is currently running on version 1.20.1 with Fabric Loader 0.15.7.
How many regular players are there?	There are about 6-7 regular players on the server.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

/a/nons, anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyCraze, Decision making, depression, giving up, medication, medication management, mental health, mental health journey, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mofu-mofu pill, seeking help, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Support, Therapy, uncertainty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always mooing, and the creepers are always… well, exploding. But don’t worry, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect you from their explosive shenanigans!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mofu-Mofu Pill, a magical item that turns you into a fluffy sheep whenever you take it. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to battle in your woolly disguise!

So come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Join us now and let the madness begin!

The NeverEnding Minecraft SMP Quest

Beloved, best, classic, Conclusion, ending, Entertainment, fact, Finale, greatest of all time, iconic, long-running, Minecraft, must watch, Neverending, not ended, ongoing, Popular, Quest, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top, tv show

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the series never ends? Well, look no further because our server is constantly evolving and changing, just like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and drama that will make your head spin. Who needs a never-ending series when you can have the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and become part of the wildest ride in the Minecraft universe!