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Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1429	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8690
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

BoomerBashCraft

BoomerBashCraft, chickens, children, Communication, Confrontation, ditch, Girls, Help, inappropriate, Interaction, intervention, judgment, Manners, old man, parenting, park, Picnic, Respect, Safety, scolding, stranger danger

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be catching is blocks, not chickens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy encounters, like the time a mysterious old man asked players to help him catch chickens in a ditch. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back – no creepy requests allowed here!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow players, whether you’re building towering castles or exploring hidden caves. Just remember, if someone asks you to help them catch chickens, it’s probably best to decline. Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you next?

NoFriendLeftCrafted

Atm, bad host, compensation, court ruling, foreign country, free activities, Helping, historical case, Hospital, Hosting, instagram, misunderstandings, NoFriendLeftCrafted, old man, parents, Paying, payment systems, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, trip, unwritten rule

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as helping an old lady in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning your life choices just like the poor soul who tried to help an old man on the street.

Join us for the most thrilling adventures, where the unexpected is just around the corner. Just like how a simple act of kindness turned into a legal nightmare for one unsuspecting traveler.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how this poor friend spent the rest of her trip holed up in a room after being scammed by an old man. But hey, at least she got free breakfast and dinner, right?

So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, you never know what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. Just remember, we’re responsible for your entertainment, not your stupidity. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

BoomerCraft2021

aita, Apologize.., Argument, BoomerCraft2021, Calling, Colleague, Comment, coworker, desk, first post, JOKE, man, old man, Older, Peace, reddit, Rude, weird, Women, work

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7714
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Potions Brewed:	179	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all ages, even if you sound like a little girl or an old man! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Once upon a time, a player (F24) was wandering through our server when she encountered a fellow player (M45) who made a comment about her voice. Things got heated as they exchanged words, but our player stood her ground and refused to back down. Will they make amends or continue their epic battle? Join us to find out!

Our server is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out. So come on in and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious drama like the one above!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

SundayFundayCraft

death, Dirt, Earth, favorite passages, fear, Friend, grains, Heaven, Hide, kingdom of Ch’i, Light, Moon, old man, philosophical texts, Religion, Safe, Secure, SKY, Sun, Sunday, SundayFundayCraft, Vapor, worry

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where even the ancient texts are telling you to join!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the kingdom of Ch’i, living your best blocky life, when suddenly an old man starts freaking out about the sky falling and the earth breaking up. Classic Minecraft paranoia, am I right?

But fear not, because on our server, we’ve got friends who will reason with you like never before. They’ll be like, “Bro, the sky is just vapor, we’re all good.” And you’ll be like, “Oh snap, I never thought of it like that!”

And then they’ll drop some knowledge bombs about the sun and moon being made of vapor too. Mind. Blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so philosophical?

So if you want to feel secure and safe like that old man in Ch’i, join our server and let us help you get rid of all those needless worries. Plus, we’ve got dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. And we all know, dirt is everything in Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the vapor-filled fun, join our server today and let’s reason together!

PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

000, 50, abortion, Advanced, april 2024, Bolsheviks, Christian, clean, CREEPERS, Future, gay civil unions, gay marriage, gdp, HIGH, homogenous, imf, independence day, military parade, monocultural, nationalist, naziesque, old man, Patriotic, per capita, Poland, PolandCraft, PPP, Prosperous, Reality, Safe, seethe, Traditional, Uniforms, WEO, White

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Items Found:	1546	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

aita, baby, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, control visitors, current girlfriend, doubt, doubt myself, family friend, Father, father’s ex, Helpful, hospital visit, Labor, major medical procedure, nina, OFFENDED, OVERWHELMING, Polly, second baby, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	811769
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Star Shards Collected:	138	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds, exes meeting babies before dads, and more juicy drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!

Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

Astonishing, BIZARRE, eXtraordinary, FauxFactsMinecraftSMP, hard to believe., Incredible, Mind Blowing, odd, outlandish, peculiar, remarkable, Shocking.., Strange But True, Surprising, true facts, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable but true, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Items Found:	3478	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Boss, chief, Conflict, Gaza leader, Gaza leadership, Gaza Strip, Gazas, Hamas, Hamas leadership, Hamas statement, Haniyeh killing, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, political turmoil, Politics, SinwarCraft, Statement, Yahya Sinwar, Yahya Sinwar appointment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4243
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	75	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

digital age, digital era, digital generation, Digital World, Entertainment, generation, Life, Media consumption, media saturation, modern society, Nostalgia, screen addiction, screen culture, screen time, simulated television, static, StaticCraft, technological advancements, Technology, television experience, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crops Grown:	8383	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	780
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tired

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3818
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	6950	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Items Found:	8121

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!