old lady Minecraft Servers

old lady Minecraft Servers

  • Elderly Dreams Server 1.20.4

    Elderly Dreams Server 1.20.4
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9497
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest fantasies come to life!

    Build your own retirement home and roleplay as a sassy nurse giving out questionable medical advice!

    Forget about reality as you dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves old lady shenanigans!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to let your imagination run wild in a place where the only limit is your own twisted mind!

    Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

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  • BoomerBounceCraft

    BoomerBounceCraft
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2863
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

    Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

    Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BusSeat4GrannyNotBratty

    BusSeat4GrannyNotBratty
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 7636
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6878
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents and their demanding children on public transport? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where manners actually matter!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus and never worry about giving up your seat to a kid again. You can even create a special seat just for old ladies with canes – they deserve a comfortable ride too!

    Vent to your virtual brother about your real-life encounters with entitled parents, and together, you can strategize on how to handle these situations in the future. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come up with some hilarious pranks to play on entitled passengers in the game.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a world where kindness and respect reign supreme!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrainRageDisabled

    TrainRageDisabled
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9687
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Animals Bred: 62
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

    Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

    So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

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  • AngryMC

    AngryMC
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4360
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    This Is A Public Minecraft Server. Here Yu Can Play Many Game Modes Like LifesteaL, PvP And Survival etc

    Our Server Developers Are Well Trained That How To Make A Public Server And How To Manage A Public Servers. And We Have Many Branches Like Angry Development And Last But Not Least AngryMC.

    Best Regards angry_playzz

    in-01.staircloud.xyz:25510

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  • ArrowCraft

    ArrowCraft
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5933
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Runes Activated: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    How to play on ArrowCraft SMP? Welcome to the ArrowCraft server! I assume you are interested in playing on our SMP server, so I will briefly walk you through the server hacking process.

    First of all, basic information about the server: IP: ArrowCraft.mcnetwork.me Tip: Cracked

    We have currently accepted a significant number of players on the server, but that doesn’t mean you can’t play on the server! We decided to make applications, and for more details you will have to read the ⁠application-instructions.

    Don’t worry, the applications will not be difficult or demanding, but they are there to limit the number of people on the server so as not to give access to the server to anyone. If you really want to play, we believe that you will have no problem playing on our server!

    Thanks for reading and we hope to see you on the server 😀

    ArrowCraft.mcnetwork.me

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  • Forever Cobblestoned: A Vanilla SMP with a Gray Side of 18+ ChatBubbles and BlueMap

    Forever Cobblestoned: A Vanilla SMP with a Gray Side of 18+ ChatBubbles and BlueMap
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5994
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ores Mined: 3725 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dimension Hops: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cobbleton <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/know-it-now/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Cobbleton Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

    Quick Info

    IP play.cobbleton.com
    Apply https://cobbleton.com/apply

    Links

    About Us

    Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. Some additional features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, proximity voice chat, and more.

    Join Today

    If you’re interested, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply connect to play.cobbleton.com and start playing!
    Is there a whitelist? We have a graylist, so you can join and explore the server before applying for full access.
    What are the server rules? You can find the server rules at https://cobbleton.com/rules.

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  • Italian Date Night Minecraft Server

    Italian Date Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8145
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ores Mined: 6159
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    POV: You’re out on a date with an Italian cutie, but suddenly they start speaking in Minecraft enchantment table language. Confused and intrigued, you follow them to a secret underground bunker where they reveal they are actually the owner of the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Join this server for a chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, battle creepers with pizza slices, and ride pigs dressed as gondoliers through a virtual Venice. Plus, every player gets a free virtual pizza delivery every time they level up. It’s amore, Minecraft style!

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  • Why do people hate it when vtubers play Minecraft SMP?

    Why do people hate it when vtubers play Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9247
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Crops Grown: 5909 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MythBustSex – Minecraft SMP

    MythBustSex – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8219
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Animals Bred: 67 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to uncover the ancient myths of sex in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you find the elusive Diamond Bed, your in-game avatar will become a magnet for all the virtual hotties in the server. But beware, for there are rumors of a cursed Enchantment Table that will make your character’s love life more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you participate in epic battles for the title of Sexiest Player Alive, or embark on quests to find the mythical Potion of Passion? And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Bedrock After Dark” events where players can let loose and party like it’s 1.16!

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortStackTallCraft

    ShortStackTallCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3953
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 213 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of hilarious antics and crazy adventures!

    Join our server and experience the epic battle between short guys and tall girls in the virtual world. Will the short guys be able to reach the tall girls’ hearts (and other body parts)? Or will the tall girls tower over them in more ways than one?

    Pros of joining our server: – Witness the hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that happen when short guys and tall girls try to get it on in Minecraft. – Enjoy the chaos and drama that unfolds as these mismatched couples navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships. – Laugh your way through awkward moments and unexpected surprises as you explore the wacky world of short guy-tall girl dynamics.

    Cons of joining our server: – Your sides may ache from laughing so hard at the ridiculous scenarios that play out between short guys and tall girls. – You may become addicted to the non-stop entertainment and find yourself spending hours on end immersed in the madness of our server. – You might just end up falling in love with the quirky characters and crazy situations that make our server so unique.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an open mind (and a sense of humor) as you dive into the world of short guys and tall girls in Minecraft.

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  • RedstoneConspiracyCraft

    RedstoneConspiracyCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8748
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magic Items Found: 1362
    Gods Slained: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 185
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, building some epic structures, when BAM! you get hit with a Russian plot! like, what even is that?! apparently, these right-wing US influencers got caught up in some crazy scheme on this server, and now they’re all like, “join this server to uncover the truth!” like, what truth?! who even knows, man. but hey, if you’re into drama and intrigue, this server might just be the place for you. plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds or something. so, like, why not join and see what all the fuss is about? it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 3016
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7071 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Crops Grown: 8637
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft ServersLilsimsie is a popular content creator known for her entertaining and informative gameplay videos of The Sims franchise. With a dedicated fan base, she has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Her creative storytelling and unique gameplay style have made her a beloved figure within the Sims community.

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  • ParadoxSMP

    ParadoxSMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7930
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

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    *Welcome to ParadoxSMP!*

    We’re a family-friendly Minecraft community, offering a Java/Bedrock server and a gaming hangout Discord server. Our doors are open to new players of all ages (13+), who share our passion for Minecraft and gaming.

    *What we offer:*

    – OnePlayerSleep feature for convenient play – Java and Bedrock crossplay for unified fun – And many more exciting features to explore!

    *Join us Today! https://discord.gg/B38U963QQx*

    Don’t forget to have Discord installed and be 13+ to participate.

    ParadoxSMP.apexmc.co:2276

    New Minecraft Server
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