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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1898
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 298
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

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    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • Soil2SoulCraft

    Soil2SoulCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 8901
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Potions Brewed: 166 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9498 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.

    people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.

    if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.

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  • Galactic Disco Boundaries

    Galactic Disco Boundaries
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9351
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Villages Defended: 10

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    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the galaxies are lit AF and the CGM be poppin off like a party in space! we got boundaries that will blow your mind, like seriously, our galaxy be stretchin farther than you ever thought possible. come explore the unknown and build your own cosmic empire, cuz on this server, the universe is your playground! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s out of this world!

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  • What is the IP for ESL Counter-Strike Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for ESL Counter-Strike Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8800
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3607
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    New Minecraft ServersESL Counter-Strike is a competitive gaming league and tournament series for the popular first-person shooter game, Counter-Strike. Organized by the Electronic Sports League (ESL), it features top professional teams from around the world competing for cash prizes and international recognition. The league has become one of the most prestigious and well-respected events in the esports industry, attracting millions of viewers and fans.

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  • TheFrontier

    TheFrontier
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 4946
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 2373
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

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    The Frontier is a 1.21 Enchanted Survival and Creative Multi-Player Server. Anyone is welcome to join through the Discord Server. There are many great plugins and several other things to do. There are many things that make us better! Unlimited world with no borders, many sethomes, many features, economy, shop, bank, etc. Brand New custom-built unique Survival World! Friendly small community. Updated very frequently with new features. Feel free to join us today 🙂 You will not find a better server.

    104.128.51.184:25581

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  • Seraph’s Wilder than a pack of untamed llamas!

    Seraph’s Wilder than a pack of untamed llamas!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 917
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

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    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Description Join Seraph’s Wild, an almost-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience with regular events, updates and an active staff team!

    Apply to Join:

    You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

    Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    Features:

    Features World Map! (click here)
    Proximity Chat/Voice Chat!
    Discord to Minecraft Chat!
    A small community!
    Active staff!
    A commitment to vanilla.
    Enforced Rules
    No land claiming (Rollback griefing!)
    Minimal Lag
    Custom Advancements (For more challenges to complete!)

    FAQ:

    How can I join the server?

    You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying there. It’s a simple process, just follow the link provided.

    Are there any special features on this server?

    Yes, we have a world map, proximity chat/voice chat, Discord to Minecraft chat integration, a small community, active staff, and custom advancements for more challenges.

    Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have enforced rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We do not allow land claiming to prevent griefing, and we have measures in place to minimize lag.

    How can I report an issue or get help on the server?

    You can reach out to our active staff team for assistance or report any issues you encounter while playing on the server.

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  • Blocky Bloons BTD6 Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bloons BTD6 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 484
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9841
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Farms Harvested: 876 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by the evil Dreadbloon and his army of rock bloons! Join us in the epic battle to stop him from reaching the finishing line and taking over our world.

    But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat Dreadbloon before it’s too late. Trust us, you won’t find a more action-packed and crazy Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /b0t/ – AI Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP: /b0t/ – AI Chatbot General
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7991
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Zombie Dances: 4 Magic Items Found: 8520
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also unleashing our inner Miku! Join us for the latest gossip on OpenAI’s gpt-4o-2024-08-06 snapshot, where chatbots now support Structured Outputs and continuous updates to ChatGPT versions.

    But wait, there’s more! We have llamas 3.1, Mistral Large 2, and even beta testing for anthropic prompt caching. Dive into the madness with our frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai.

    Our bots are top-notch, from CharacterHub to Realm.RisuAI.net, and don’t forget about our models like Jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, Gemini, and Local. Feeling creative? Check out our botmaking resources and events, where you can unleash your wildest AI dreams.

    Join us for the ultimate AI chatbot adventure, where the lore is as deep as the mines we dig and the card v3 status is always on our minds. Don’t miss out on the services assessment and latest proxies, because in this SMP, anything is possible. Come be a part of the chaos and let’s chat about AI like never before!

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1743
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

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    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict child-free policy for weddings! No more tantrums, no more sticky fingers on your fancy dress, just pure relaxation and celebration.

    Imagine a world where your sister’s five kids can’t crash your wedding and demand all the attention. You can finally say “I do” without interruptions or distractions. Plus, our server offers virtual babysitters for those who can’t bear to leave their little ones behind.

    Don’t let family pressure ruin your big day, join our server and say “I do” to a child-free wedding experience like no other!

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  • TastyGrossMinecraftSMP

    TastyGrossMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3316
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food might look gross but tastes absolutely delicious! Join us if you’re brave enough to try our signature dish, the “Slime Surprise Stew” made with real slime balls and spider eyes – don’t knock it ’til you try it! Our players have been known to do some crazy challenges like eating a whole stack of raw chicken just for fun. So if you’re looking for a server that will tickle your taste buds and challenge your stomach, come join us and see if you can handle the culinary chaos!

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  • BlockyBondz

    BlockyBondz
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3427
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Chimeras Created: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with intense moments that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after you. Our community is so close-knit that you’ll feel like you’ve known everyone for years, even if you just met them yesterday.

    We have epic events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations without any consequences (except maybe a little hurt pride). And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig zoom past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server this lit?

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