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CoolCareerCraft Minecraft Server

10. Career opportunities, 11. Career fulfillment, 12. Career passion, 13. Job satisfaction, 14. Career interests, 15. Career choices, 16. Career development, 17. Career goals, 18. Career path, 19. Career success, 2. Cool careers, 20. Dream career., 3. Career aspirations, 4. Future career goals, 5. Exciting professions, 6. Career dreams, 7. Ideal job, 8. Job satisfaction, 9. Career exploration, CoolCareerCraft, dream job, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional llama wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be riding around on llamas all day, herding them and participating in epic llama races. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a trusty llama by your side?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly battling against the evil cow samurais. Join the fight and prove your worth as a warrior of the chicken clan. Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry combat like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form. Explore this sweet paradise and satisfy your sweet tooth while building your dream base among the sugary landscape.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava parkour challenges, explosive sheep races, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the beat. Plus, our custom-built love shack is the perfect place to cozy up with your fellow players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SpaceCraftStationGoBoom

aerospace, destroy, elon musk, future of space travel, innovation, international Space Station, NASA, outer space, Permission, satellite launches, scientific research, Space debris, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, Space Race, space station destruction, space technology, SpaceCraftStationGoBoom, spacex, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so like, u know how space is like, super cool and stuff? well, on this server, we take space to a whole new level. like, we got SpaceX coming in and they’re gonna like, blow up the International Space Station. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and you can witness the epic explosion in all its glory. plus, we got like, alien mobs and planets to explore. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. so come join us and experience the craziest space adventure ever!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7118
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	254	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	7740
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.

LebCraftWar: IranUNThreats

Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranUNThreats, Israel, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, obliterating war, Peacekeeping, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, threatens, UN Mission, Warning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier wars than iran and israel!!! if u dont join, u will miss out on the epic obliteration war that will happen if u dont!! we have lebanon too so u can be part of the epic battle!! join now or face the wrath of the UN mission!!! #minecraft #war #lolz

ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s disease, biology, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, Disease, ForgetCraft, Gen, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research advancements, revised criteria, staging, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!