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Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Error404 Minecraft SMP Expert

coding errors, computer errors, computer problems, error fixing, error messages, error resolution, error Troubleshooting, error404, errors, Expert, IT help, Minecraft, online help, online solutions, problem solving, programming issues, smp, software bugs, software errors, software glitches, software support, tech support, technical issues, Troubleshooting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8838	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring, error-free Minecraft servers? Do you crave the thrill of troubleshooting and problem-solving just to play a blocky game? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where we guarantee you’ll encounter more errors than a Windows 95 computer trying to run Crysis.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to experience the frustration of constant technical issues, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with fellow players over shared moments of rage and confusion. Who needs smooth gameplay when you can have a community united by their struggles with buggy plugins and server crashes?

So come on down to Minewind, where every error message is a chance for laughter and camaraderie. Join us today and embrace the chaos!

⚡BlockBless⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4229
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, VGL Cytube, Wereviera, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	8256	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our upcoming events such as the True Detective Episodes 1-3 viewing party on Nov 30th, where you can solve mysteries while building your own epic creations. Or how about the Divegrass Débute Against /nikg/ on Dec 1st, where you can show off your soccer skills in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA on Dec 1st, where you can battle werewolves and vampires in an epic showdown. And don’t miss our Christmas Theme Mixer on Dec 14th, where you can spread holiday cheer while building snowmen and gingerbread houses.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Tragic Woman in Minecraft SMP

assault, Battery, deep, desire, Femininity, field, freedom, gender, Intimacy, lives, Men, Minecraft, misconstrued, night, seduce, Sleep, smp, Talk, Tragedy, tragic, travel, walk, WOMAN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Villages Defended:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of being confined by your femininity and societal expectations? Do you dream of mingling with road crews, sailors, and soldiers without fear of assault and battery? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and escape the limitations of your gender, as you embark on wild adventures and build friendships with players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a girl yearning to be one of the boys or a guy looking for deep conversations, this server is the place for you.

Sleep in open fields, travel west, and walk freely at night in our virtual world where anything is possible. Don’t let your gender hold you back from experiencing all that Minecraft has to offer. Join now and let your true self shine in our crazy, gender-bending SMP!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anti-establishment, anti-science, Beliefs, big words, climate change denial, conservatism, conspiracy theories, cult following, dinosaur denial, Ideology, intellectualism, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern conservatives, oil replenishable belief, PALS, PIXEL, pseudoscience, Resources, science denial, Self-publishing, Server, true intellectual, vaccine denial

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Votes:	1092	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

Minecraft SMP: Wild Farmyard Animal Gang

animal, Animals, beast edit templates, btih, collection, discussion, draw, Farmyard, Gang, girls being bred by animals, Links, magnet, Mega Links, Minecraft, no males, pic collection, plap edition, pokemon, pokemon breeding, smp, TEMPLATE, torrent, torrent magnet, wfag, Wild, Women Fucking Animals General

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to witness girls being bred by animals or Pokemon – it’s a real hoot! But remember, no males are allowed to get frisky with the animals or Pokemon, that’s just crossing the line.

Forget about real life drama, on our server we only deal with the craziest and most absurd situations. Need some new content for your beast edit templates? We’ve got you covered with our mega links and torrent options.

So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Gantz Was Wild Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a villager who’s been trading with a witch.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get gantz-level wild!

Blocky and New Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dimension Hops:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest, most unpredictable adventure of your Minecraft life!

Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing approaching you will be creepers, not “subhuman Asian garbage”! Join us for a chance to escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about unwanted advances from dirty, crooked-toothed Chinese guys with slits for eyes. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or ethnicity, because in Minecraft, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. So come join us and build your own world where the only thing you’ll be rejecting are pesky zombies and skeletons, not potential suitors. Let’s craft, mine, and explore together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find diamonds before nightfall. See you in-game!

Hedera’s Normie Revolution Minecraft SMP

alt coin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, digital asset, finance, Future, HBAR, Hedera, Hederas, Investment, market, Minecraft, Moon, next big thing, Normie, normies, prediction, revolution, smp, speculation, Technology, trend, Trust, Warning, xrp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing for normies! Trust us, after all the other servers die out, ours will be the one to moon! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the hbar revolution! Who knows, you might even become a crypto millionaire while building your dream Minecraft base. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now and start your journey to the moon! 🚀🌕 #hbartothemoon #normiesunite