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Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

age well, aging, bandana top, battle, Boyfriend, cussed, dress for age, emotionally immature, family, Girlfriend, insulting, Jealousy, mental state, mom, old hooker, oxygen, pill addict, Royale.., sexy outfits, standing up, Support, surgery

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3265	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Star Shards Collected:	203
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

NakedCraft: No Shame Zone

body positivity, Changing Room, changing room etiquette, changing underwear, Classes, college athletics, college student, comfort in body, Locker Room, making others uncomfortable, naked in public, NakedCraft, organized sports, public nudity, shame, shower, sports, Stalls, sweat, swim team, track, Zone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of judgmental teammates giving you grief for changing your underwear in the changing room? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care what you do in the virtual changing rooms, as long as you’re comfortable in your blocky body.

Join us for a wild ride where nobody bats an eye at your underwear-changing habits. Build your own virtual changing room stall if you want, or strut your stuff in your pixelated undies with pride. We embrace all body types and changing room preferences here!

So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to chill and build in peace, join our server today. No judgment, just endless blocks to build with and a community that celebrates your unique Minecraft style. Let’s get crafting, underwear optional!

BlockyBootyCraft

arousal, atypical fetish, bizarre turn on, BlockyBootyCraft, eccentric desire., kinky desire, odd arousal, offbeat arousal, out of the ordinary, peculiar attraction, quirky fetish, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising turn on, uncommon turn on, unconventional desire, unexpected pleasure, unexpected turn-on, unique attraction, unusual fetish, weird turn on

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join us for a wild ride where the most unexpected things will turn you on – like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt or stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to be turned on in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

AI products, Artificial Intelligence, cyber attacks, cyber operations, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data security, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign relations, hackers, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, sanctions, Server, Technology, threat actors, U.S

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Votes:	286
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got hackers from Iran using American AI to do some crazy cyber stuff. But don’t worry, they’re like, totally friendly and just wanna play Minecraft with ya. Join us for a wild ride of hacking, AI, and blocky adventures. Plus, we have diamond armor for days and unlimited TNT for epic explosions. Come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	9352
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	5358
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Towns Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	642
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!