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  • EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

    EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

    And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockVerse Minecraft Server

    BlockVerse Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs roll harder than a party bus on DXM pills! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate PepeReppin adventure, where PepeBishes bishin at you in slow motion.

    But beware, once you pop a Dex and sip on that DXM, you’ll be in your feelings like never before. Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the wild ride that is waiting for them.

    So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start, there’s no turning back from the crazy world of PepeReppin and DXM pills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: UohCraft – The Global Uooooooh Experience

    Minecraft SMP: UohCraft – The Global Uooooooh Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! We have a community of hilarious VTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From the giant corpos with their flashy builds to the tiniest Indies with their quirky personalities, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, crazy pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground bases that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter and madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ImplyCraft: GF Eviction Edition

    ImplyCraft: GF Eviction Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are formed and adventures await!

    Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?

    But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoAppendixNoProblem

    NoAppendixNoProblem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your appendix again! That’s right, we guarantee that all players will have their appendix magically removed upon joining our server. Say goodbye to potential appendicitis and hello to a life of worry-free gaming! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of spleens who are always looking for new members to join their spleen-tastic adventures. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate organ-free Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP