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CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, Votes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Items Found:	2357

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.

So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PixelatedBrainiacs

Brain, cognition, EYES, Images, Light, optical illusions, Perception, PixelatedBrainiacs, projectors, sensory organs, Sight, understand, vision, Visual Communication, visual cortex, visual information, visual interpretation, visual perception, visual processing, visual stimuli

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Yo, listen up gamers! Join this epic Minecraft server where our eyes are projectors, turning light into images our brain can understand. But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

Need a break from mining and crafting? No problem! We have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races. These little oinkers are faster than you think!

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because adventure awaits on our Minecraft server!

BlockyBallotBrawl

acceptable, allegations, BlockyBallotBrawl, certain groups, Claims, democratic stability, democrats, election fraud, election fraud claims, erode, findings, Heighten, heighten support, political elites, political violence, republicans, Support, support for violence, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy drama-filled world? well, do i have the server for u! join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where election fraud claims are flying left and right and u gotta choose sides to survive. are u a republican ready to fight for what u believe in, even if it means resorting to violence? or are u a democrat trying to keep the peace and save the server from chaos? come join us and see where ur allegiance lies in this insane world of political drama and minecraft madness. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidwestMingle Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, hostility, midwestern women, MidwestMingle, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceptions, Quality, regional attitudes, relationships, Server, social norms, societal expectations, southern women, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	639	Buildings Constructed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Emeralds Found:	3328	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of dealing with hostile midwestern women who seem to hate men but still want to get with them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Our virtual world is filled with friendly and welcoming players who won’t give you any attitude. Plus, our midwestern women NPCs are programmed to actually like men and treat them with respect – what a concept, right? Join us and leave the drama behind, because who needs that kind of craziness in their gaming experience?

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

biggest regret, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on regrets, regret, RegretCraft, self-forgiveness, Server, should have done differently, what if, wish I could go back

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, you should! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle the heat. We’ve got diamond ore blocks raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Join now and say goodbye to regrets, unless your regret is not joining our server earlier, in which case, you’re still screwed.

CocaineCraft: The Million Dollar Delivery

cocaine, CocaineCraft, consequences, crime, Dangerous, Delivery, Dilemma, Dollar, drug trafficking, Drugs, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, mail, MILLION, MONEY, Narcotics, Police, Risky, suspicious, temptation, undercover, unexpected, windfall

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Star Shards Collected:	171
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen, like receiving $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in the mail! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground drug ring or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – and DEA agents!

CarHouseCraft

car size, CarHouseCraft, creative thinking, Dimensions, House, innovative idea, interior design, mind-boggling, new perspective, out of the box, perspective, roof, Size Comparison, space utilization, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Transportation, unconventional concept, unique perspective, vehicle size, vertical cars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS STACKED VERTICALLY INSIDE HOUSES, THEY SO BIG THEY GO THRU DA ROOF! U CAN RACE UR FRIENDS TO DA TOP AND SEE WHO CAN TOUCH DA SKY FIRST! IT’S A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON CAR SIZE, U WON’T BELIEVE UR EYES! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE FOR URSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE!

VapeCrafters: From 1 in 80 to 1 in 10!

2013, 2023, Adults, Behavior, disposable devices, england, Environment, exclusive, Impact, INCREASE, long term, Mainstream, one in 10, one in 80, Report, substantial, trend, Use, vape, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we vape our way to victory! We have more adults vaping than ever before, so you know it’s lit! Half of our players exclusively use disposable devices, because who needs sustainability when you can have sick clouds, amirite? Come join the vape nation and help us destroy the environment, one puff at a time! It’s like blowing up creepers, but with way more flavor! See you on the server, bros!