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The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dimension Hops:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Towns Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Emeralds Found:	1790	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1719	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Votes:	8013

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Enchantments Applied:	135	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!