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NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

BlockyNostalgia Minecraft Server

BlockyNostalgia, childhood memories, Dual Hearts, fond memories, forgotten games, friendship, Gaming Community, hidden gems, japanese games, kingdom hearts, lasting impressions, long-lasting impact, memorable experiences., Minecraft, Nostalgia, quirky titles, sentimental value, Server, special games, Underrated Games, unforgettable experiences, unique recommendations, video games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that will stick with you for little-to-no-reason? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you an experience that will make you say “What the block?!”

Just like how Dual Hearts was recommended to our founder by a friend who loved weird Japanese games, our server is full of quirky surprises and unexpected twists. Remember that time you thought Kingdom Hearts was a weird concept but ended up loving it? Well, get ready for even weirder concepts and even more love on our server.

We have so many titles to choose from, but our crown jewel is our very own Dual Blocks – a game practically made to be forgettable, but impossible to put down. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

GameOn Minecraft Server

Action adventure games, console gaming, First Person Shooter, GameOn, Gamers, Gaming, indie games, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, Multiplayer Games, Nintendo, online gaming, PC Gaming, PlayStation, role playing games, Server, single player games, sports games, strategy games, video game genres, video games, virtual reality games, Xbox

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6644	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	294
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Animals Bred:	117
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing the same old boring video games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we play the most epic games like “Sheep Herding Simulator” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Party.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Netherite Panda, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why waste your time playing regular video games when you could be on our server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never ends? Join us now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

SunscreenCraft

Argument, berating, communication problem, consideration, couple conflict, dynamic, Moisturizer, outdoor activity, park, relationship issue, Respect, Rush, self-care, selfish behavior, skincare, smoke breaks, sunscreen, SunscreenCraft, Time management, tinted sunscreen, Walking

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7884	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

SingleCraft Minecraft Server

avoid drama, avoid heartbreak, avoid toxic relationships, emotional stability, enjoy being alone, fear of commitment, focus on career, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, not ready for relationship, Peace of mind, personal growth, prioritize goals, reasons to stay single, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, Server, SingleCraft, time for yourself

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7414	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Emeralds Found:	9442
Star Shards Collected:	155	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship and ready to mingle with some blocky buddies instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find love in the form of rare diamond ores and enchanting adventures. Who needs a significant other when you can have a pet creeper as your loyal companion? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a date, so you never know what kind of romantic shenanigans you might get into on our server. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle ever!

NoSleepNoDieCraft

creative death, death brainstorming, death choice, death creativity, death decision, death fantasy, death ideas, death imagination, death innovation, death options, death planning, death preference, death scenario, death selection, imaginative death, NoSleepNoDieCraft, unconventional death, unique death, unusual death

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3343	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to choose a hilarious way to die! Forget about boring old natural deaths, here you can go out in style!

Join us and challenge your creativity by coming up with the most outrageous death scenarios. From being squished by a giant chicken to getting eaten by a pack of rabid llamas, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, the crazier your death, the more epic your respawn will be. Let the games begin!

CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed

annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Star Shards Collected:	235
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CraftyDreamsMC

anxiety, atrial fibrillation, CraftyDreamsMC, deep sleep, depression, hypertension, inadequate sleep, irregular sleep, obesity, psychiatric disorders, rem sleep, research

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server and say goodbye to all your sleep problems! our server is so lit that you will be so hooked, you won’t even remember what sleep is! we guarantee that you will be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you will forget all about your pesky sleep schedule.

come join us and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations. who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate minecraft warrior, ruling the virtual world like a boss?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to sleepless nights and endless fun! who needs sleep anyway when you can be the master of your own minecraft universe? let’s get crafting, mining, and slaying together!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	994371	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	687792
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mines Excavated:	1268	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!