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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	4270	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

SchoolceptionCraft

ACADEMIC, Classroom, education, educator, learning, Lesson, School, school activities, school community, school curriculum, school day, school environment, school life, school resources, school routine, school schedule, SchoolceptionCraft, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	1336
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Animals Bred:	134	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!

GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	4404
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Decagrammaton, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Love Letters Sent:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right, creepers dancing! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken, rumored to be the most powerful creature in all of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against the evil Potato Army, led by the tyrannical King Spud. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRainbow – Trendy Minecraft Server

1600m yen, 22, CraftyRainbow, full year, Last year, MERGE INC, Minecraft, Niji EN, Q4, Server, trendy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are as vibrant as a rainbow and the adventures are as wild as a unicorn on roller skates! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual empire while riding on the backs of flying pigs.

Our server has seen a 22% increase in players from last year, with Q4 bringing in a whopping 1600 million yen in revenue. That’s right, we’re making it rain virtual currency like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant creepers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, though, they’re friendly… most of the time.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is NIJI EN – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

NephewGriefGraduationFun

attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, cultural values, culture, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, Graduation, Manners, Mexican, nephew, NephewGriefGraduationFun, Party, psychologist, reconciliation, special day

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8668
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where family feuds are a thing of the past! No more awkward family gatherings or rude nephews ruining your daughter’s med school graduation. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft in peace. Say goodbye to disrespectful relatives and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

SongCraft Minecraft Server

emotions, Harmony, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Journey, Life, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Passion, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, SongCraft, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of living a boring life with no epic soundtrack to accompany your every move? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the epic “Eye of the Creeper” starts playing in the background. Or how about battling a horde of zombies while “Zombie Slayer Anthem” blares through your speakers? Join our server and let your life be the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a killer soundtrack to match!

BlockyMoodBoosters

bad mood, BlockyMoodBoosters, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, Emotional support, emotional well being, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mood management, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care strategies, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

HezbollahGoneBoomCraft

airstrike, alleged, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, Eliminated, hezbollah, HezbollahGoneBoomCraft, intelligence, Israeli, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Popular, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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