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Monkey Island Minecraft Server

3D Graphics, 90s games, adventure game, classic games, graphic style, humor, ISLAND, lucasarts, Minecraft, MONKEY, monkey island, Nostalgia, nostalgia gaming, old fags, old games, picture book style, point-and-click, Puzzles, references, retro gaming, return to monkey island, Server, video game

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past with a modern twist!

Join us and relive the nostalgia of the 90s with our unique gameplay that will make you feel like a kid again. Our puzzles will challenge your mind and our humor will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our graphic style is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Say goodbye to clean and polished graphics, because we’ve got that unclean, angled picture book style that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4624	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2588
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8020
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7534
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4493

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	270	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Votes:	5428
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	197
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crops Grown:	8515
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!