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TrickCraft: Old Dogs, New Tricks

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, determination, Development, dogess, Dogs, Experience, growth, knowledge, learning, new trick, old dog, perseverance, progress, resilience, self improvement, Skills, success, transformation, TrickCraft, Tricks, wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Void Armor Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right – zombie chickens! These feathered fiends will peck your blocks and steal your diamonds, so watch out!

If you consider yourself an old dog or dogess and you have learned a new trick, well, on our server, you can teach your pet parrot to breakdance! That’s right, watch in awe as your feathered friend busts out some sick moves on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft universe. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ores Mined:	6466
Void Armor Forged:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	5423	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	9440

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Void Armor Forged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1312
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Star Shards Collected:	213	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Villages Defended:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4523	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2055	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	5988
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	379755	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!