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Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	8872	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

MentalCraft: No Boyfriends Allowed

ABUSIVE, Allowed, anxiety, Boundary, Boyfriend, boyfriends, dealbreaker, depression, emotional, Empathy, Father, hormones, medication, mental health, MentalCraft, overreacting, Pregnancy, ptsd, relationship, Support, Therapy, trigger, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?

But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!

TimeWarpGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension Hops:	14

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join our server and go back in time to change history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Want to make dinosaurs roam the earth again? Done. Want to give cavemen smartphones? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky time-traveling server. So grab your pickaxe and hop in your time machine, because the past is your playground on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHappyHour

aromatherapy, BlockyHappyHour, Deep Breathing, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, MASSAGE, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, unwind, yoga

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	138
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).

Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!

Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Aphmau, also known as Jess, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has gained a large following for her entertaining videos and engaging storytelling. Aphmau has a passion for creating content that resonates with her audience and has built a strong community of fans who admire her creativity and positivity.

MeteorSky

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	2162	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

MeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!

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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

UberCrafters: Parents Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!